DC Scenarios (Villains)

Meeting Kwiz Kid

A/N: I can't believe I forgot about this loser. Anyway, I have a soft spot for Teen Titans villains.

It was really hard to tolerate Kitten at times. To be specific, times like these; times where Y/N and Kitten had been interrupted in the middle of their sleepover and kidnapped by some geek in a gaudy getup.

Unlike Y/N, who was royally pissed off, Kitten remained confident that the aforementioned geek wouldn't harm them. "Will you stop whining, Y/N? He's my ex- he's practically harmless. No need to worry."

There was most definitely a reason to worry, in Y/N's opinion. Fang, one of Kitten's exes, definitely creeped Y/N out. She gawked at the boy in the green suit and wondered what Kitten saw in him. "Hey, Kitten. I get you like bad boys but the only bad thing about this guy seems to be his wardrobe choice. What did you see in him?" Y/N gave her friend an unimpressed look.

Upon hearing this, the boy walked up to where the two girls were currently hanging from. "For your information, Ms. L/N, the name is Kwiz Kid. Not to mention, it is none of your concern as to what Kitten saw in me. I am an excellent partner, and that's all you need to know, understand?" He gave both girls sharp glares before walking away. "My costume brings out my eyes, just so you know."

"Anyway", Kitten cleared her throat. "Okay, remember the super cute guy I took to prom but he and his stupid alien friend ruined it? His name is Robin and he's the leader of the Teen Titans and he's super dreamy! Well, I kinda dated Kwizzy to make Robin jealous and get him to rescue me. Now, it's just a matter of time before my Robbypoo comes to rescue me- us." Kitten chirped with joy as she kept her eyes on the door.

"So, you asked Kwiz Kid to kidnap you again? Why'd he kidnap me though? I have nothing to do with this." Y/N asked, glancing at Kitten and the door.

"Me? Oh, I didn't ask him to kidnap him. He actually kidnapped us and this is a bit different than the last time- wait..." Kitten finally caught on and glared at Kwiz Kid, who leaned against a lever, a smug smirk on his face as he saw the girls put the pieces together.

"Well, ladies", He clapped his gloved hands together. "this is a real kidnapping and you're in real danger. I took the both of you because having one hostage, especially if it's Kitten, will look like I'm a one-trick pony. Not to mention, dear Kitten, this is payback for breaking my heart. Now, I have two hostages to put through my Riddle Realm. You can see where I'm going with this, right? Answer the riddles correctly within a set amount of time and you live to see the next round. Make three mistakes and it's your funeral. Got it? Good!" Kwiz laughed before pulling the lever next to him. A trap door underneath them opened up a vat of bubbling acid.

"Kitten, I swear on everything, if Kwiz Kid doesn't kill us first, I will!" Y/N squirmed from inside the ropes he used to bind them in. Seriously, all she wanted to do was enjoy a fun weekend with her friend but now she was tied up and asked riddles by Kitten's ex.

At least, he wasn't creepy looking like Fang.

"I'm telling you, my Robbypoo will rescue us! Don't worry about it." Kitten shrugged as if this was some minor inconvenience. Sure, it wasn't an inconvenience for her since her dad was Killer Moth, but Y/N liked living a normal life despite her odd friendship to Kitten.

"Ready to start? You have 30 seconds to answer every riddle. Anyway, here goes the first question, ladies: I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I?" Kwiz stood in front of the girls, an expectant gaze on his face.

Kitty yawned and rolled her eyes. "You're still prattling on with those stupid riddles, Kwizzy. You really need to find something else to do. Seriously, if you weren't such a geek, maybe I would've actually liked-"

"Shut up!" Y/N interrupted Kitten's mini rant to concentrate. "No body...alive with wind." The gears in her head we're going crazy before they slowed down. Anxiety bubbled in her chest and stomach, and beads of sweat formed on her forehead. "Is it an echo?"

Kwiz Kid raised an eyebrow and rolled his eyes before turning his back to the girls. He mumbled something about the riddle being 'too easy'.

"Correct", he grumbled.

Y/N cheered and thanked her lucky stars. She hoped she'd be able to keep answering correctly. For a split second, Y/N wondered if Kitten knew anything about Kwiz Kid's riddles or anything- She was a tad bit too self involved to even bother with the riddles.

"Next question: What word in the English language does the following: the first two letters signify a male, the first three letters signify a female, the first four letters signify a great, while the entire word signifies a great woman. What is the word?" Kwiz Kid grinned proudly at the riddle he presented to them. It was elementary to him, but he was absolutely sure his hostages would be stumped.

Y/N searched for the answer. It wasn't easy since Kitten was humming loudly and Kwiz Kid was distracting Y/N with his stupid grin on his face. She couldn't bring herself to think of an answer that wouldn't get her dunked into the vat of bubbling acid. "Kitten, think of something!"

Kitten rolled her eyes. "What's the point? Literally, Robin will come in, beat Kwiz Kid and rescue us. Just relax and-"

Kitten's futile reassurance to Y/N was interrupted as the doors to the lair were blown away by a star blast, courtesy of Starfire. "Oh, it's her...", Kitten grumbled. Y/N was sure the alien heroine had a mutual feeling towards Kitten...wait- that was it!

Y/N gasped as she had an epiphany. "Kwiz Kid! The answer to the riddle is Heroine!"

"What's the point now? The Titans have ruined my plans!" Kwiz Kid closed the acid vat and unceremoniously dropped both Kitten and Y/N afterwards. "The only thing I have left is my swift getaway. Speaking of which, see you all soon!" He sported a cocky grin as he ran away while half the team focused on rescuing the girls and the other half focused catching the wannabe Riddler but to no avail.

After making sure the girls weren't hurt or up to anything bad, the Titans had the girls dropped off at their respective homes. Upon entering her room, Y/N tossed herself on her bed. She noticed a green note on her pillow and picked it up. The note read 'What do Carbon and Hydrogen have in common with You and I?'

The answer was 'They bond well'.