HemmoxPenguinx: rISE AND SHINE SUNSHINE
HemmoxPenguinx: gET IT
HemmoxPenguinx: ??? !!!
Irwie77: What do you want?
HemmoxPenguinx: ur dick, fr date me ur hot aye
Irwie77: Sorry I don't fuck on first dates
Irwie77: And how dare you seduce a lady like I am
HemmoxPenguinx: For who so firm that cannot be seduced? - Anne Frank
Irwie77: is that proper typing I see...
HemmoxPenguinx: fuk u
Irwie77: You'd want that wouldn't ya
HemmoxPenguinx: i hate u so much rn
Irwie77: You don't know me.
Irwie77: I don't know you.
HemmoxPenguinx: i dont even know me
HemmoxPenguinx: who am i? who are you?
HemmoxPenguinx: why am i talking to you? what is this silly thing im holding?
HemmoxPenguinx: [4 yo child voice] daddy why is the sky blue?
Irwie77: [ignorant dad voice] because you're a little fucking shit who can't shut the fuck up for just one fucking second goddamnit child go fucking ask god i'm trying to watch a football game here go away
HemmoxPenguinx: I DONT KNOW WETHER TO LAUGH OR CRY
HemmoxPenguinx: THAT SHIT IS GOLD OMFG IM SCREENSHOTTING IT AND PRINTING IT AND FRAMING IT AND IT WILL BE PASSED DOWN FOR GENERATIONS
Irwie77: Calm the fuck down boy.
Irwie77: I can be less uptight if I want to and you were being an annoying shit.
Irwie77: You still didn't answer my indirect question though
HemmoxPenguinx: idk. what do u wanna kno
HemmoxPenguinx: like, should i go with something along the lines of...
HemmoxPenguinx: aye im luke im going to be a hs junior in 3 weeks oMG and im a gay blonde kid whos pretty much a band whore. i have two older brothers who are strictly straight and parents who i love so much so yeah thats all i guess
Irwie77: aw
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lel sorry for not updating i'm such a lazy ass. the chapters gonna go like this: luke's pov-no pov-ash's pov. repetitively
and omfg foreal how can anyone live in australia tho omg i watched nat geo channel's 72 deadliest animals in australia and i literally screamed at each one of them, how are u guys not scared of everything omfg?¿ ur all brave motherfuckers ilysm
btw dedicated to hayley because i love her a ton and she loves my jokes (i'm on mobile rn so i can't actually dedicate but ily hayles)
-lia
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Kik | Lashton ✔
FanfictionA non-famous au where Luke and Ashton meets through Kik and shit goes down from there. Sincere apologies for all the stupid things they're going to say in case something may offend you, they're both simply two hormonal teenage boys who can't control...
