Kik | Lashton ✔

Kik [9] I've seen your face and it looks fine.

Luke

Irwie77: Can I talk to you about something?

HemmoxPenguinx: go away im still watching my little pony wait until this is over

HemmoxPenguinx: im so fucking sad spike thinks twilight doesnt love him anymore and shes going to replace him with the owl

HemmoxPenguinx: this is it this is ur time to shine entertain me & bring me ice cream

Irwie77: Oh God I really hate the way you type

HemmoxPenguinx: i hte the way u type 2

Irwie77: That's fucking disgusting, Jesus.

HemmoxPenguinx: back off fuckboy

Irwie77: You're hopeless

Irwie77: But about the ice cream I guess it wouldn't be a big problem

Irwie77: I'm coming over

HemmoxPenguinx: wtf wait what

HemmoxPenguinx: u live like 3 continents away

Irwie77: No I don't what the hell

Irwie77: Oh wait I forgot you don't know

HemmoxPenguinx: OMG WHAT

HemmoxPenguinx: WTF DUDE WHAT IS GOING ON

Irwie77: LUKE CALM DOWN

Irwie77: WE LIVE IN THE SAME TOWN OKAY

HemmoxPenguinx: W HAT

HemmoxPenguinx: WHAT THE FUCK

Irwie77: Yeah.

Irwie77: Also,

Irwie77: I've seen your face.

HemmoxPenguinx: oh my gOd

HemmoxPenguinx: where when and how do u kno its me

Irwie77: Calum posted a picture on his twitter a few days ago, he's my teammate.

HemmoxPenguinx: that ducKING BitCh i thought i told him not to and ur fuck ing j oking

Irwie77: I never joke about things like these.

Irwie77: We still live in the same town.

Irwie77: Why don't you ask him if he knows Ashton Irwin

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To: booty call

dude do u kno ashton irwin

From: booty call

u rlly need 2 fix that typing

To: booty call

[1] damn look into the mirror first before u judge

[2] and do u kno him

From: booty call

[1] yea. he's captain of our school's basketball team

[2] why

To: booty call

nah

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HemmoxPenguinx: i cnat braethe ur a baSKETBALL CAPTAIn

Irwie77: I know, sorry to disappoint you that I'm not actually the Queen of England.

HemmoxPenguinx: im surprisingly not disappointed by that

HemmoxPenguinx: bUT OHMYGOD I JST REALIZED

Irwie77: What?

HemmoxPenguinx: u wear bandanas and play basketball dude its high school musical all over again

Irwie77: Jesus Christ, not this again.

HemmoxPenguinx: UR A REAL LIFE TROY BOLTON

HemmoxPenguinx: LIKE AN AUSTRALIAN TROY BOLTON

HemmoxPenguinx: DUDE WE R TOTALLY DOING "THE BOYS ARE BACK" DUET WHEN WE MEET K

Irwie77: Never. Nope.

HemmoxPenguinx: PLS m8

HemmoxPenguinx: ILL BE THE CHAD TO UR RYAN (we cant be troy/gab bc het) AND BESIDES DID U NOTICR AFTEE THE "I DONT DANCE" DANCE THEY SWITCHED CLOTHES DUDE

Irwie77: I will once you stop calling me dude

Irwie77: Stop friendzoning me Lucas, I'm The Queen of England don't defy me

HemmoxPenguinx: bro

Irwie77: No

HemmoxPenguinx: pal

Irwie77: Why

HemmoxPenguinx: personal a$$ lickah

HemmoxPenguinx: but i bottom so nO

Irwie77: CHRIST

HemmoxPenguinx: ill be the harry to ur louis #larryaf

Irwie77: No one compares to them

HemmoxPenguinx: damn... tru

HemmoxPenguinx: but i still cant believe u already saw my face tho

HemmoxPenguinx: how do i look

Irwie77: Fuckable

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ashton tops in all my stories sns

and thanks for the increasing number of reads!! who would i be without all of u massive thank u. i hope ur fav bangs u to oblivion :)))

-lia