HemmoxPenguinx: psst
HemmoxPenguinx: hey
HemmoxPenguinx: rise o mighty lord
HemmoxPenguinx: queen of england hey
HemmoxPenguinx: wake up dude
Irwie77: SHUT UP
Irwie77: ITS 2AM LUCAS
Irwie77: T W O I N T H E M O R N I N G
HemmoxPenguinx: STOP YELLING AT ME
HemmoxPenguinx: TAKE A CHILL PILL DAMMIT
HemmoxPenguinx: but u didnt seem to mind wakin up @ 2am few days ago tho
Irwie77: Your typing killed the nerves on my brain
HemmoxPenguinx: *dramatic beeping* it's all literally shutting down right now
Irwie77: Fuck you I'm gonna poison you so badly you're gonna die and I'll be sipping the fanciest tea with the Queen of England while we gracefully dance above your grave and discuss about Pride and Prejudice.
HemmoxPenguinx: slow down satan
HemmoxPenguinx: dammit ur literally the mastermind of evil
Irwie77: I'm grumpy when someone wakes me up
HemmoxPenguinx: im pretty sure you secretly works for doofenshmirtz (is that how you spell it)
Irwie77: I hate that show
HemmoxPenguinx: YOU ACTUALLY GET THE REFERENCE WHAT
Irwie77: Yeah Phineas and Ferb who never watches that
HemmoxPenguinx: SSH IM CHERISHING THIS MOMENT WHAT OTHER SHOWS DO YOU WATCH TOO
HemmoxPenguinx: WHAT ABOUT CHILDHOOD SHOWS THIS IS IMPORTANT THOSE ARE THE ROOTS OF YOUR PERSONALITY SO IF YOU PLEASE
Irwie77: [lucas' white boy voice] STOP YELLING AT ME
HemmoxPenguinx: fuck u
HemmoxPenguinx: and stop calling me lucas
Irwie77: Well then Lucifer,
Irwie77: For starters I used to have this biggest crush on Danny Phantom, and Kim Possible is really cool and I also used to draw circles on the board after school because of Chalkzone.
HemmoxPenguinx: REALLY OMFG
HemmoxPenguinx: oHMYGOD IM LUTERALLY FLAILINS RN
HemmoxPenguinx: THOSE WERE MINE TOO
HemmoxPenguinx: do you like Spongebob
Irwie77: Spongebob is annoying I live for Sandy
HemmoxPenguinx: Balls
Irwie77: You suck those
HemmoxPenguinx: OHMYGOD
HemmoxPenguinx: anyway pls tell me that i wasn't the only kid who always answers dora as a child
Irwie77: Nope, that's definitely only you.
Irwie77: Kidding. I used to answer all of her questions too and get angry when she points out the wrong things. I like Diego more though, it's probably the gay slipping in. Since you know, character building starts from young age.
HemmoxPenguinx: cant blame u diego was actually rlly cute
HemmoxPenguinx: when i was in the 3rd grade i thought that i was gay
Irwie77: THAT'S MACKLEMORE
HemmoxPenguinx: IM SORRY STOP YELLING AT ME I LOVE THAT SONG
HemmoxPenguinx: talking about gay are u out yet or do i need to drag u from the closet and force u to makeout w/ me
Irwie77: I'm out and no sorry I don't makeout with strangers
HemmoxPenguinx: we don't have to be strangers *pedo wink*
Irwie77: Get away from me Michael is planning a special mission for us tomorrow and I need to sleep so I hope your hand can satisty you
Irwie77: For now
HemmoxPenguinx: FOR NOW WAIT WHAT
HemmoxPenguinx: YOURE FORESHADOWING
HemmoxPenguinx: NO ASH WAIT
Irwie77: {picture delivered}
HemmoxPenguinx: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
HemmoxPenguinx: A SELFIE
HemmoxPenguinx: FUCK
Irwie77: bye
//
ashton u sneaky lil shit.
I CANT FIND ANY SELFIES THAT FIT FOR THIS IM SO SORRY I FUCKED UP IM TRASH (but there's a lovely photoset of ashton on the top/side to make up for it *puppy eyes*).
dedicated to @theriots bc shes one of my fav authors and i can't believe siobhan actually reads my stories im pooping gold rn if i disappear for a week make sure to call the police.
-lia
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