The Strongest Quirk (Nejire X reader)

Asahi's date with Mei Hatsume

Asahi's date with Mei Hatsume

Asahi POV

Today is the day I see Mei-Chan. She calls it a date and I call it me visiting her house. I could 'accidentally' trip and fall into her oppai. That would be nice. STOP ACTING LIKE MINETA!! I rang the doorbell and Mei-Chan opened the door.

I tripped and fell inside of Mei's boobs. She was shocked of course. After realizing what I done I quickly pulled my face away.

"S-Sorry I tripped."

"Oh you did? To me it looked like you did it on purpose."

"I-I did not!"

"Well come inside." I walked inside of her house.

"My mom and dad are gone" She told me. She had the look of lust in her eyes, it made me uncomfortable. She led me to her room which was full of gates she tinkered with in the past. The floor was messy, covered in metal pieces. She wasn't afraid of making a mess.

"Have s*x with her" Pervert Asahi commanded.

"Yes! Taste her oppai!" Smart Asahi agreed.

"Guys stop this!" Commander Asahi said.

"Let him have s*x!" Pervert Asahi said.

"Oppai! Oppai! Oppai!" Smart Asahi shouted.

"STOP THIS MADNESS!!" Commander Asahi screamed at the top of his lungs.

"Can you see what Pervert Asahi has done to you Smart Asahi?" Commander Asahi asked.

"Yes thank you for reminding who I am Commander Asahi!"

"It's my job."

"Are you ok Asahi-Kun?" Mei-Chan asked.

"Y-Yeah, I was just thinking about something."

"What were you thinking about?"

"Um..."

"Is um your quote or something?"

"Um..."

"I take that as a yes."

"So Mei-Chan what do you want to do?" I asked ignoring Pervert Asahi's comments in my head.

"I thought you would know."

"Oh I do it's just it's courtesy to let a girl choose first."

"Well someone's a gentleman."

"Anyways we could go to NSJ."

"Are you crazy? NSJ is two hundred miles away."

"Oh yeah that's true."

"I've been working on a new baby for Mineta-Kun."

"Oh no! Mineta probably made her make something that a perverty person would want!"

"What is it?" I asked.

"Glasses to see through people's clothes."

"WHY WOULD HE NEED THAT FOR?!?!?!"

"To check people if they have weapons."

"HOW DENSE ARE YOU?!?!?!?!"

"That... makes sense."

"Here try it on." Before I could object Mei-Chan maade me put on the glasses. Let's say... my eyes were forever scarred. I saw straight through.

"Mei-Chan you do know I can... see." She immediately took the glasses off.

"Sorry I didn't think about that."

"Yeah, sure."

"It's all right," I answered.

"Not. My eyes are trying to kill themselves and Pervert Asahi is jumping with joy. HOW COULD YOU NOT THINK ABOUT THAT!!!???!!!"

"Anyways, what other things have you been working on?" I asked.

"I've been working on gloves for Izuki-Kun and a dark cloak for Tokoyami-Kun."

"A dark cloak is easy to make."

"A regular one is. This one has to withstand multiple hits, be dense enough that no light enters in and has to be the right size and weighs very light."

"Oh... yeah now I see how it's hard."

"Now you get it after me explaining it."

"If you explain anything I'll get it."

"If you explain something to a toddler than he or she would get it."

"Ok then I'm a toddler. A toddler that's 4'11, in high school and is equal to the Big Three."

"All three of them?"

"No, like 1v1."

"Do you want to hear a riddle?"

"Um...."

"I'm taking that as a yes. What is the creature that walks on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and three in the evening?"

"EVERYONE GET TO YOUR STATIONS!! WE HAVE A RIDDLE!!!! SMART ASAHI GIVE THE STATUS REPORT!!!" COMMANDER ASAHI YELLLED.
"ACCORDING TO MY RESEARCH, IT'S...."

"YES WHAT IS IT!!??!!" COMMANDER ASAHI DEMANDED.

"I DON'T KNOW."

"YOUR FIRED!"

"I CAN'T GET FIRED! I'M NOT EVEN REAL!!!"

"I DON'T CARE!!!"

"WHY ARE WE YELLING??!!!" PERVERT ASAHI ASKED.

"I got the answer" Emo Asahi said.

"WHAT IS IT?????????!" EVERYONE SHOUTED AT HIM.

"A man.... Think about it."

"A man" I answered.

"Wrong it's a human."

"IT'S THE SAME THING!!!!" All of the fake Asahis screamed.