Asahi Yuuto is a first year at U.A. He has a strong quirk giving him the ability to copy any quirk he sees and master it for the rest of his life. When he was a kid he met a girl that was older than him named Nejire Hado. They were best friends unti...
"It's another day!!!" I jumped out of bed and turned off the alarm clock. I then did my morning stretches to boost my awareness. Then I headed for the kitchen with stealth. I used one of my quirks which grants invisibility.
My parents were still sleeping, a perfect time for a snack. I snuck a bag of cheese onto my room. I ate it all up with delight. Then my room door burst open. My parents were there and had an angry look on their face. They looked at the bag of Cheese On's. Dad sighed and said, "You can't keep sneaking out at night."
"Wow I'm experiencing Deja Vu. Didn't this happen before?"
"Don't try to change the subject young man! You've been sneaking out everyday! Do you have an alarm for this or something?"
"That may be true..."
"If I catch you sneaking out again, I'll make sure you never eat Cheese On's again!"
"That's too harsh!"
"Well then you better stop sneaking out at night!"
"It's not night it's only 6:05." *Ding-Dong*
"Now who could that be?" Dad asked.
"I'm sure it's nobody!"
"Huh?"
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"Did you just pull a meme on me?"
"Anyhoo, I'll go see who it is! You can go back to sleep and starve!" Cha-Cha real smooth.
"Did you just pull a dead vine on me?"
"I see your plot! I know your ploy! I know exactly what's outside waiting for you!"
"MAYDAY, MAYDAY! OUR FATHER IS ACTUALLY SMART. ENGAGE EVASIVE MANEUVERS!" C.A screamed.
"Evasive Maneuvers (EM) Engage!" Scottish Asahi said (in a Scottish accent hence the name.)
"Whatever do you mean, father?" I said with a Scottish accent.
"You.... ORDERED A BODY PILLOW AGAIN!!"
"Our father is an idiot..." C.A Asahi said.
"Um... yes you caught me. I ordered a dakimakura, you caught me."
"Don't order those things anymore. You'll be counted as a degenerate."
"Sure! Now let me go get it, you can go back to bed while I get the dakimakura."
"Sure." My so-called father then walked out my room and fell back to sleep. I sighed with relief. I then walked back downstairs and opened the door to the beauty that awaited me.
"Took you long enough, Asahi" Nejire-Chan grumbled. My eyes were stuck at her oppai. They must have grown since I last saw them. My weedle began to harden.
"Care for a touch?" Nejire-Chan asked.
"Wha-!!??"
"You're as easy to tease as always."
"It's not my fault you're so thicc!"
"What did you just call me?" I could feel my cheeks burning like California's wildfires.
"N-nothing!"
"Who has a way to counter Nejire-Chan's teasing?" Asking Questions Asahi (A.Q.A) asked. All the Asahis turned to Wise Asahi and Smart Asahi.
"Why are you guys looking at us?" Wise Asahi and Smart Asahi asked.
"You're the smart ones," Captain Obvious Asahi said.
"You know she can hear us, right?" S.A said.
"No, she can't," W.A said.
"How about we ask what cup she has?" N.C.A.M.A asked.
"Perfect!" A.T.M.A said.
"Hey, Nejire-Chan."
"Hm? What is it, Asahi-kun?"
"Uh..."
"Uh what?"
"What letter is your oppai?" Nejire-Chan started blushing and turned around so I couldn't see her face but got me to see her 'subtitles'. My weedle proceeded to harden even further than it already has. After a few seconds or so Nejire-Chan finally turned back around and whispered in my ear "E." I slightly blushed at her remark.
"Anyways, shall we go to school now?" Nejire asked me.
"Fine?"
"Maybe we could touch her oppai on the way to school!" Slightly Perverted Asahi (S.P.A) proposed.
A.T.M.A looked at S.P.A with a blank expression on their faces.
"What? Is something on my face?" S.P.A started to rub his face to try to get off whatever was on his face (which was nothing.)
"Slightly Perverted Asahi. We all know your... slightly perverted but, can you try to turn down your Perv-O-Meter" C.A said.
"Okie-Dokie!"
Back in the real world...
I was treading to U.A with Nejire-Chan. We weren't really talking about anything in particular. From time to time, my eyes would drift towards Nejire's oppai. How could they grow so large in such a short time? How much protein has she been consuming? Before Nejire-Chan could see what was looking at I would dart my eyes away and say a random comment like, "The trees sure are growing!"
I got away with it until Nejire-Chan did something that would throw me off balance.
"Asahi-Kun, it's sure is warm today isn't it?"
"Um, I guess?"
"You wouldn't mind if I unbuttoned my blazer, right?"
"Yea- Wait? What!? Of course I would mind!"
"Please!" Nejire-Chan pleaded while giving me her baby doll eyes.
"UGH! Fine." Immediately at my words Nejire-Chan unbuttoned her blazer which made her already gigantic oppai turn into the size of a red giant (if you don't know what that is, go to school.) My eyes were now glued to Nejire-Chan's humongous oppai. No matter how much I tried my eyes would always drift back towards it. Like my eyes were a magnet and her oppai was the poles.
"Asahi-kun, you've been staring quite intently at my oppai for quite a while. I didn't know you were such a pervert." Darn you, Nejire-Chan! Even if you were in danger I wouldn't lift a finger to help you Tīzā. Remember, this is Sparta! In Sparta it's one for all not one for... you get the idea!
