Chapter 50

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Chapter 50

Asahi's POV

"NOW COMES THE THIRD MATCH-UP! FROM CLASS A, VS. SHIOZAKI, FROM CLASS B! AND IT'S OVER IN A FLASH!! I'LL SAY IT AGAIN, FOLKS!! IT'S DONE, FINISHED, NOT EVEN A CONTEST! AND SO SHIOZAKI ADVANCES TO THE SECOND ROUND!" Well that was a fast round... Kamari you've let us all down.

"There you are, Asa-kun!" Someone said while putting their freezing hands on my shoulder which made me flinch. I rotated and the person that violated my personal space was Airi-Chan.

"Don't scare me like that..." I muttered.

"Huh? What was that?"

"Nothing. Anyways why are you here?"

"Do I have to have a reason to see my friend?"

"Wait, we're friends?"

"Haha, very funny."

"Airi-Chan, I have a question for you."

"What's that?"

"What cup are you?" Airi-Chan then responded by hitting me with a barrage of slaps. When she was done destroying my 90% of my brain cells and giving me a grade three concussion she swiveled and left me to die (Hint hint, I didn't die.) I then got up from my seat and went to get a snack. Not just any snack... I went to the vending machine and purchased a special edition of Cheese On's energizer.

This isn't any type of energy snack. This special edition of Cheese On's gives you seven hours of energy. Most professional basketball players eat Cheese On's energizer before they play. Use code: Thisisfake to get 95% off the next time you buy Cheese on's. Your stomach will thank you. After the fake paid promotion (Cheese On's isn't real) I strolled back to my seat, savoring every single bite.

I was pretty lucky to get back to my seat when I did because when I did President Mic was just about to announce the next fight, which makes me wonder if this is a pokemon tournament.

"ALL RIGHT, HERE COME THE NEXT MATCH-UPS! SPRINT TO THE TOP!! HE'S COMING ACROSS LIKE A CENTER FIELDER!? IT'S IIDA TENYA, OF THE DEPARTMENT OF HEROICS! VERSUS SHE WHO IS FULL DECKED IN SUPPORT GEAR!! hATSUME MEI, OF THE DEPARTMENT OF SUPPORT!!"

"You can do it Mei-Chan!!" S.P.A yelled (even though nobody from the real world can hear him.)

"YEAH!!" Every Asahi screamed (except Emo Asahi, Hater Asahi, and Smart Asahi.)

"WHAT SORT OF MATCH WILL WE BE LAYING WITNESS TO...? AND WHAT IS THAT... IS THAT A FULL ARRAY OF SUPPORT ITEMS ON YOU TOO, IIDA!?" If I know anything about Mei-Chan... then she should be using Iida to show off her babies. If she is then she's really looking ahead into the future right now. Even so I still can't believe Iida fell into her trippity trap. Iida sure is gullible.

"As a general rule, heroics kids are prohibited to us any, though? You need to apply for permission beforehand in cases where it might be an obstacle." Midnight-Sensei said.

"Hahh!! I'm afraid I forgot since Aoyama has his belt equipped, I thought it was okay!" Iida said in his defense.

"Yes, since he applied."

"I apologize profusely! However! My heart was moved by that girl's superb sportsmanship!! (Yep, Mei-Chan tricked him.) In spite of the fact she's from the support department she told me: 'We're all on equal footing now that we've come this far, so I want to equalize the fight' and so she granted me all of these items! Thereby she showed me her mettle! Her grit!! I thought it would be small of me not to wield her works in this battle!"

Nice speech I bet you were practicing before we even started this fight.

"Gosh, you're so inexperienced!!!" Midnight-sensei said.

"IS IT REALLY OKAY THOUGH?" President Mic asked.

"Well, if they're both in the same mind on the matter, then... it's not outside the realm of permissibly... I suppose?" Aizawa-sensei clarified. Right before Mei-chan and Iida-san started to fight I think I heard Mei-chan saying 'fu fu fu'. Iida you have no idea what you got yourself into.

"START!"

"That acceleration, it's fantastic, isn't it, Iida!!?" Mei-Chan said into her mic as Iida was charging forwards.

"I trust that your legs feel lighter than normal!? Well I'll tell you why!! It's because those leg parts are designed to follow in the motions of their lucky wielder! But of course, evading is as easy as pie, that is, as long as you've got this hydraulic attachment bar!" Mei-chan said while evading Iida's attack.

"Now feel how beautifully you can shift directions, Iida!! It's only possible through that lovely auto balancer!" Then the game of cat and mouse went on for thirty minutes or so as Mei-chan used every opportunity she had to show off her gear. Until it finally came to an end. Iida was now too tired to move and collapsed on the ground. After ten seconds or so Midnight-senesi asked if he could move.

No reply came from Iida. He probably collapsed from tiredness.

"Since Iida is unable to answer, Hatsume advances to the second round!!" Mei-chan was dumbfounded. She started to poke Iida to make him wake up. I guess her intention was to drop out the first round. Too bad that didn't work. I'll take a nap and wait for my next fight. But before I do that... I need to eat more Cheese On's energizer. I need this energy to survive since this is Sparta.

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