Shuri: "YO MAMMA SO POOR, SHE CHASES THE GARBAGE TRUCK WITH A GROCERY LIST!"
Peter: *Puts hand over his heart in mock hurt.* "HOW DARE YOU."
Shuri: *Laughs in the other room*
Peter: "YO MAMMA SO FAT, IF SHE WENT ON A DIET, WORLD HUNGER WOULD END!"
Shuri: *Le gasp* "you wound me parker!"
Peter: "tis but a flesh wound." *bows.*
*Steve, Tony, T'challa and Bruce enter the room*
Tony: "what are they doing?"
T'challa: "It is best that you do not question it."
Peter: "YOU MAMMA SO UGLY, HER REFLECTION SAID I QUIT!"
T'challa: *rolls his eyes*
Shuri: "Keep rolling your eyes brother, you might find a brain back there!"
Tony: *snickers*
Steve: *Elbows Tony* "Don't encourage them."
Peter: "YEET!" *jumps over the back of the couch and falls to the floor.* "OOF." *Gives a thumbs up.* "I'm okay."
Shuri: *Jumps over couch and lands on peter.*
Peter: "Less okay..."
Shuri: "Get rekt!" *Laughs evily.*
Tony: "Okay, time to go." *He herds the others out the door as a pillow is thrown at his head.*
Peter: *Behind the door* "THAT IS MAHOGANY!"
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Spider-man Oneshots
FanfictionJust some Spider-Man one shots. I was bored and had nothing better to do. Sadly, I wont be able to update all the time, but I'll do my best. I will take requests but don't be too butt hurt if I don't do yours. ENJOY THE STORY.
