Spider-man Oneshots

Movie Night Pt. 1

It was Friday night, you know what that means...

ITS MOVIE NIGHT!

Peter is always looking forward to spending time with his family, and the avengers were always looking forward to spending time with their favorite web slinger.

Steve was in the kitchen making some snacks for them while Tony and Clint argued what movie to watch. It was Clint's turn, but the bird boy had a tendency to forget that they had a kid with them and that he was watching the movie too.

Natasha sat on the floor, watching as Peter and Bucky made a pillow fort only for it to come crashing down on them. Peter pouted at their failed attempt, but smiled when he saw Steve come out with plates full of cookies that buck made earlier and other treats that he had made. 

Bruce couldn't make it since he had something that he had to work on and everyone else was either on a mission or doing something that they couldn't avoid. Peter was okay with that. They had their own lives and he understood that they couldn't spend every waking moment with him. But he made sure to let them know that they owed him for missing family night.

Tony and Clint finally agreed on a movie and put it in the DVD player and hit play. Nat sat next to Clint on one end of the couch while Bucky and Steve sat on the other. Tony and Peter sat on the floor in the plushy nests that Peter made out of pillows and stray blankets.

The movie title came on and warned them that the movie was rated PG 13. At first, Tony wanted to watch a movie that was rated R but then remembered that Peter was with them, so he decided against it. Clint on the other hand, thought that he was old enough to handle a little nudity.

The movie began and it started off smoothly. It introduced the main character and his friends, showed a little of the plot and all of that good stuff. Things began to go south about 30 minutes into the movie.

It was a bedroom scene and the main character was hooking up with one of the female side characters. It showed a little more than what they expected and Peter couldn't look away. Peter had left to get some water a few minutes before the scene started, so he thought they were okay. But he was wrong.

Peter was watching from behind the couch with a glass of water in his hand. His eyes widened when he saw what they were doing and he cringed. He never knew that the human body could do those things and now he would never forget it.

After the scene was over, he thought he would have a little fun. Peter sat down next to Tony and looked up at him with is Bambi eyes.

"Hey, Mr. Stark?"

"Yeah kid?"

"What were those two people doing?" He asked.

Tony choked on air and Clint burst into laughter. "You were watching that!?" Tony shrieked.

"Yeah. Why? Is it bad?" Peter tilted his head a little to the side.

Clint slid off of the couch and Nat rolled her eyes at him. The bird man sat on the other side of Peter and wrapped his arm around the teen. "Look kid. When two people love each other very very much, they do this thing called-"

"BARTON DONT YOU DARE!"

Clint climbed back into his seat and they continued the movie. About 20 minutes later, there was another bedroom scene and Tony covered Peters eyes.

"Who turned off the lights?" Peter joked. "What's that sound?" He asked, referring to the inhuman noises coming from the TV speakers. Tony panicked and covered his ears, now the kid could see the screen. "That's new." He said as the main character bent backwards and his female companion sat on top of him. 

Tony dropped his hands and the scene ended shortly after. The billionaire play boy gave the kid a look and raised his eyebrow.

"So, Pete, what did you think?" Clint asked.

"That's a weird way to play leap frog."

Clint snorted and Nat smacked him on the back of the head. Bucky was confused as all hell, especially when Steve blushed a bright red and hid his face in a pillow.

"What is wrong with this family!?" Tony shouted.

"The real question is, what is right? Its a much shorter list, trust me." Peter said as he popped a piece of cookie into his mouth.

Tony held his head in his hands and groaned. "You people scare me sometimes."

"Sometimes?" Cint questioned with a smile.