Naruto crossover part 2

I'm ruler of the chunin exams

First thing I did when i got there is halt all scheduled tortures for a meeting,

"Listen up, who has the most gruesome and scariest looking room right now?"

Zabuza raised his hand, "good now make it look worse you have 2 weeks, your area will be used for the first part of the chunnin exams... and if I'm correct you do have a side room connected to yours right?"

The former assassin nods hesitantly, good cut a hole in the wall so that when you "kill" a clone that I shall create which bleeds like a normal person, "blood" may fly"

A grin starts to form on everyone's face, "and when the genin are going to their exam room all your victims scream extra loud, and moo-moo go find haku"

My fake cow demon hangs his head and looks for my beloved he/she child, they return quickly,

"Haku I need you and a bunch of ANBU retrievers to help with this during the first part of the exam,

the kids are given 5 strikes before they are called for cheating and fail the exam, in this case, when a kid gets caught 5 times,

have them taken out with senbon needles like you did zabuza on my teams Tazuna mission a few years ago, and removed from the room without anyone noticing."

By now all these sadistic people were smiling widely and it was scary as hell.

I left the torturers to their work and went to the nearest sweet shop,

"Hello there and what can I get for you today" the sweet old lady behind the counter asked,

"Look I know this is a very strange request, but I need a realistic looking candy heart,"

The old lady stared me down "do ya want sweet or sour, and do you want fake blood or dry?"

I stared at that woman in pure awe, she just smiled at me, then we broke out laughing, "seriously I need one if you can get me one"

She pauses for a minute, "and why on this earth would you need something like that?" She questions me,

"Well I'm kinda the proctor for the chunnin exams" she holds up her hand to silence me,

"Mika I should have expected this from you, say no more, how long do I have?"

Wow this woman is amazing, "will two weeks work?"

She laughs at me "honey I need three days"

I ask for a full order for later use, but need a really bloody looking one in two weeks for the exam, she nods and I leave,

Tsu summons me and says the interrogation gave her some interesting news on the exam preparations, I ask if anythings wrong, she says no but I see she wants to say something else.

However before she can Danzo struts into the room like he owns the place and asks to speak to the head of the exams, I step forward and he laughs,

"You? You are an idiotic moron not fit to be a ninja, tsunade you don't honestly think she is capable of performing this duty?

She's probably going to pass everyone just so she doesn't have to do anything, your just a waste of my time,

Hokage come tell me when you find an actually capable person to run these exams."

I watch him leave, my bloodlust coming off me in almost visible waves, I see the ANBU shrink back,

I turn to tsu, "I'm gonna kill him, and anyone who gets in my way."

She only nods at me and shoo's me away, a sadistic smile makes its way on my face and I run after the bastard following his scent.

I find him yelling at zabuza to disregard anything I told them to do, and threatened him when the cow demon said no,

Soon there was a yelling match going on and all those who worked in the building came outside to see what was happening,

I flew a few meters above them and shot down fist first straight at Danzo's head, sadly he saw my shadow and jumped away, the ground cracked as my fist connected,

His eyes grew wide as I pulled my hand from the earth, I looked in his eye and said "your dead,"

He tried to run, but I was in front of him before he got anywhere, he straightened up and gave a smug smirk, "you fool, you think you can beat me? Well let's see how you fair against the MIGHTY SHARINGAN!"

He pulls off the bandages around his eye and arm and we all stare at him in disgust, "dude that is nasty, your arm looks like a giant potato with all those eyes in it."

There was a pregnant pause before all interrogators double over laughing, he turns to bark at them to shut up, big mistake,

As he turned I shot forward, grabbed his shoulder and arm and pulled, his head turned and looked at me in horror, before it twisted in immense paints his arm was torn off, the eyes stayed open as his arm went cold,

"Put this in a preservative, I don't want them destroyed," zabuza catches at arm I throw at him, gives me a "really" look, sighs, nods, then walks away, Danzo is spazzing out on the ground in pain as I causally throw his arm around,

He glares at me with his stolen red eye and I glare right back, he enters my mind and I put him through a hell like he's never seen, when he can't take anymore he ends the jutsu, gasping

"What was that?" He manages to pant out, "your future," I reply as I rip his heart out and he falls limp,

As my moomey returns I throw the bloody heart at him, "put that in preserve too, I'm gonna scare the kiddies with it at the chunnin exams,

His eye twitches but does as I ask, I see the other people cleaning up the body,

"Nobody saw this and I wasn't here,"

Nod and they leave with the body... I've always wanted to say that.

I poof back to tsu, say that it was done, she nods her head, gives a sigh of relief and says to continue with my job,

This I continue planning my torture schemes for the poor poor genin.