Naruto crossover part 2

THEY'RE BACK!!!

There I was, hiding from the most scary being in this universe, the grotesque green thing has been chasing me for quite some time now,

It's fluorescent orange colours, one of natures ways of telling predators "IM DANGEROUS!" shine in the sunlight,

And what's this? another one? but wait this ones smaller, but they both share the horrid growths above their eyes,

"GOD DAMMIT, GAI, LEE LEAVE ME ALONE!!" I screech as I run through the village.

"I SHALL NEVER GIVE UP ON YOU MY YOUTHFUL FLOWER!" and lee has to put in his piece,

"YES GAI SENSEI GIVING UP IS FOR THE UNYOUTHFUL!"

you see, over these past two years, me and Kakashi, might of maybe, kinda, gotten, a little bit... together? in a way?

I mean we aren't an official thing yet but he had told me he thinks I'm different from others, demon or not, and he never wants me to change,

He loves me just the way I am, and then he kissed me on the cheek, sadly with his mask still on, then poofed away before I could ask what he had meant.

That was about two months ago, turns out lady tsunade gave him a freaken long mission, courtesy of Danzo, the bloody asshole who I do plan on killing by the way,

And I haven't had any contact with him since, now I'm left confused and wondering what the hell he meant, and gai has been chasing my ass ever since.

Oh, and there's the messenger bird, as I poof to tsunade's office I sense a very familiar chakra, the second I arrive I ask "he's back?"

She nods and before she can say anything I cut her off,

"I'll be back right away, but first I'm going to see him." she just sighs and waves me off,

As I run to my pup, I pass Zabuza and Haku (you thought I'd forgotten them didn't you) and they asked what's the rush, "NARUTO'S BACK!"

I practically scream at them, then on a completely different note, ask how things were, since I was so busy I didn't have as much time to visit them in the ANBU interrogation, and retrieval places,

They say good and then when I perk up at someone (Naruto) yelling that their back and that Konoha had better watch out, they pretty much shove me in his direction and say "GO!"

so I do.

When I get there I see beautiful sakura about to slug him, so I glomp the poor blond,

"OH MY!! how much you've grown!! don't you look handsome in your spiffy new outfit." I praise,

"And sakura I haven't seen you in a while but you look beautiful dear,"

Said female blushes, and gives me a hug,

"Mika-sensei? OH MY I HAVENT SEEN YOU IN AGES!"

I laugh and then pause... wait a second,

"SAUSKE'S BACK TOO!!!" me and naruto share a look, "RACE YA!" I shout and we take off running at the unsuspecting duck.

When we find him I trample my old student while naruto freaks out at the wide eyed footprint-face boy on the ground.

"So Han how was the training, I wasn't able to visit these last 6 months so I hope it went well," I ask calmly while naruto tries to revive his rival.

"Pretty good, he's much stronger now, and... I was... wondering...... woulditbepossibleifIcouldbeapartofthevillage?"

pause

"come again?"

He swallows "may I be a part of the village, this is a nice place and I'm tired of wandering around, plus I could keep training him... so long as you spar with me every once in a while"

Sauske suddenly comes back to life right before naruto starts CPR, crawls over to me and tries the puppy eyes,

"Let's ask the Hokage,but I don't see why not."

Sauske actually cheers and we make our way to the Hokage tower,

I turn to sauske, slap him on the back making him face plant and hug the earth... I think he just landed in some dog do-do... Good job unknown long-distance relative.

"Welcome back sauske" I say as naruto and Han laugh.