Naruto crossover part 2

Housetrained? I guess not.

"What to do, what to do..."

Picture this, I'm sitting cross legged on top of inuyasha's back as he tries to crawl to wherever he thinks Kagome is.

Wait.... Something's coming to me..... Use arms in air to direct idea to my head... Aaaaaaaaaand.

"I GOT IT!!!" Everyone around me freezes, suddenly inuyasha is up and shaking me furiously.

"WHAT IS IT DID YOU FIND HER!!!??"

After I detached myself from my deranged brother I shook my head saying no.

"I do however have an idea as to how I'm going to find her."

He seemed happy enough with the answer and followed me back to the Hokages tower.

As I entered the giant red building I noticed all me demon people's sitting bored in a room, I then devised a plan that would probably end my life but would be worth it.

Continuing my walk to tsu I grabbed Inoichi on the way, bursting into the Hokages office holding ichi off the floor.

"Tsu I need this guy and as many like him as you can get me." She seemed very confused but called an ANBU to summon a bunch of mind reader guys.

Approximately five minutes later I was surrounded by about 12 ninjas with blond hair and flowers in their pockets.

"Alright, I just remembered I gave Kagome a paper seal that will react with my demonic aura and her miko voodoo stuff. I need you guys to project a signal of my aura as far as you can and then we can only hope it reaches her and that she'll know what to do with it."

The set themselves up in a circle and prepared to channels aura. I did the meditating stuff and formed a dome of my aura that was shot out in a large circle going out for miles.

With the pregnant miko

"IM GONNA KILL HER, I WILL KILL THAT PREGGO DEMON OBSESSED PRIESTESS!"

That asshole with white hair kept on yelling, I may or may not have tried to purify him, and switched out his sake with prune juice, after I snuck some natural laxatives into the meal we just had, which I did after calling his "jashin-sama" a shitty God.

Mika is seriously rubbing off on me, but it is worth it to know he's yelling that from the bathroom after eating super spicy burritos I offered to make for everyone.

See it's not horrible here, after the only girl learned I was with child she immediately brought me to her room and made me very comfortable.

That doesn't mean she's not scary though...

Small flashback

"Well shit" the blond guy said,

"HAH! That little fucker couldn't even stop you from being taken what makes you think he could do anything to us"

I glared him, "he can travel through time beat a major asshole who knew inuyasha's  every weakness and used that to his advantage. Got shot with a purifying arrow that should have killed him and even after being stuck to a tree for 50 damn years still was the strongest demon I know."

I huffed angrily and crossed my arms, but the asshole just wouldn't give, "so that doesn't mean he's stronger then us." 

I guess being pregnant makes you think slightly irrationally because I slapped him... Hard.

He was about hit me back when the blue haired girl let off a very scary aura. "Hidan you should never hit a pregnant woman. NEVER..."

She looked like she was about to kill him when the orange haired one told her not to over react.