Naruto crossover part 2

Akatsuki

As the dust and debris settled, I could make out several people standing on the destroyed wall,

"OI WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?"

I heard several people face palm my brothers included, "what it's a logical question."

Snickering could be heard from the wall "SHUT IT BLONDIE OR ILL RIP YOUR ARMS OFF!" That got him to shut up.

"Hmm, I'm sensing several demonic presences here and not just the ninetails." Naruto gulped and I glared.

"......" My demonic power was going out of control and I saw inuyasha move kagome away, "what's the bitches problem HUH? She just a fucking weak ass fucker isn't she"

There was a flash of green, I looked at sesshomaru to see his poison whip and a mildly surprised look on his face.

"Sesshomaru im surprised at you" mother dear said, my face shows just how shocked I am too.

"No one has the right to speak to my sister like that, she's suffered enough at the hands of our parents as it is" mom was scowling at him while my mind tried to restart. "foobar?"

I saw his eye twitch but he nodded, "YAY I HAVE MY FOOBAR BACK!!!" All heads turned as I glomped the stoic demon,

"What the hell does foobar mean?" Inuyasha asked,

"oh well after sesshy here saved me from hell, and he learned I was his big sister I called him foobar randomly and he responded to the name so it stuck."

Inuyasha and everyone else dead panned "only you would call someone foobar randomly"

Now sesshy's eyebrows were noticeably twitching and I was actually surprised that the cloud people weren't attacking yet,

Sauske in particular was glaring at one member specifically harshly.

"Sauske" I walked up to him and pay his shoulder, "do you see your foobar?"

He glares at me, while Inuyasha is laughing in the back, "no I see a bastard I'm going to kill."

The orange haired guy jumped into the air and pointed his hands at me.

"OI! MAN HANDS WHAT ARE YOU DO-" "ALMIGHTY PUSH!"

I felt myself being compressed into the earth and a huge crater formed.

As I laid stunned in the ground I contemplated if this was how inuyasha felt when he was being sat.

I felt weird cuffs being put on my wrists before I kicked off whoever was above me.

Slowly I stood up and saw the cloud people looking at me expectantly.

"Why isn't it working?" Someone whispered,

"OH THE AGONY!!!" Fall down and reach desperately towards sesshomaru, "brother tell my mother I love her" turn head towards shocked mother, "mother.. go to hell."

She along with everyone else sweatdropped.

The akautski looked at me dumbfounded, "you should be weakening right now."

Man hands states, I look at my gained hands "nope"

Que s-rained criminals backing up slightly. "those are tailed beast sealing chains, how can you be standing?"

I swear that was the loudest synchronized face palm I have ever heard.

"Shea's a natural demon, not one made out of chakra you idiot" Naruto is the one who actually said that.

I saw the other members trying to run so I set up a miasma barrier.

"Not today assholes"