Naruto crossover part 2

The genin hell

It was all planned out, the first and second exams were ready and the third would be a surprise for everyone,

I watched as all the genin, including naruto and sauske, gather in front of the torture and interrogation building,

Whispers flew among the crowd, a cloud genin said,

"I heard that the proctor is a demon, I guess the leaf wasn't strong enough to contain it."

The person who spoke turned towards the leafs genin, "what, is the leaf to weak to seal one itty bitty demon?"

They laugh to them selves as naruto steps forward, "I'd actually like to see you try it, you'll know the answer then,"

I smiled proudly at my grown pup, and before any more words could be said, i jumped an inch from the cloud nin

"It's time to begin the first portion of the exam, cloud nins if you wanna try and seal me, go right ahead but even the Hokage knows that it's impossible,"

I lowered my voice so only the cloud could hear, "and besides I'm a lot stronger then any demon in this realm" they shivered slightly but said nothing,

I walked behind the genin elongating my claws, dragging them up the kids arm, drawing blood but not scarring,

"Besides, they all know how violent I would be if they even tried" I felt the child shiver and retracted my demon features,

"Now, LETS GET THIS PARTY STARTED RIGHT!"

I marched into the interrogation building with genins trailing like ducks, Sauske and Naruto were first, and looked at me every time they heard an agonizing scream echo through the halls,

Deciding to scare the crap out of them I popped my head in through one of the doors and asked for a snack, and he tossed me one of my over realistic candy heart, complete with blood goo.

I took a bite and the kids all gagged, while my boys gave me a 'really' look, I gave them a cheeky smile.

When we reached our room everyone, even my pups looked horrified, the desks were bloodstained, while fresh blood dripped from the ceiling,

I heard a muffled scream, they must have seen the rotting corpse in the corner, bones littered the floor, and the kids tiptoed around as to not step on them,

Then I go stomping to the front, I can actually feel them flinch every time a bone snaps.

I get to the front,

"Hello runts this is- oh, why hello zabuza how is your day going?"

I heard many gasps,then a... pig dying? No wait that's a fangirl squeal.

The cloud nin was looking at the cow man in total awe, she tried to be cool and run up on the desk to him,

But the kids head she used to push herself up, moved, this caused her to epicly face plant,

Silence then the kids started to giggle, but when she got up on the desk and starts CRAWLING, to zabuza do people start to freak out.

In order to keep my friend from being molested, I grabbed the crazy female and tossed her back,

gave moo-moo a nod, he returned it and went back into his little room attached to the one we were in.

Official fangirl then proceeded to run to the seat beside the door and threw out the kid sitting there, which just so happened to be Sauske.

He glared at her and sat in her old seat, as I was explaining the rules which happened to consist me repeating

"don't get caught cheating or you'll get tossed out" at least ten times,

When I noticed that she wasn't listening, instead she was staring dreamily at the door, so I grabbed the corpse by the arm and threw it at her,

On impact she screamed and was thrown so hard against the wall it made a hole in it,

That hole just so happened to be at level with the prisoners neck, as she turned around to see what she hit, moo-moo slashed the guys neck so a powerful spray of blood doused her.

She remained silent, just stupid up shook the corpse off her and sat down, she looked hilarious,

even when she at down she was still being sprayed so she was completely soaked, and she had prices of rotten corpse stuck to her,

her "perfect" hair was starting to harden since the blood was starting to dry, and her face was red from the blood still spraying on it,

Zabuza came to tell me he was done for the day but froze when he saw her it took approximately 3.5 seconds before he doubled over laughing. Then I joined him.

While everyone was laughing I gave haku the signal to set his guys around the room all out of sight, and if they caught anyone cheating badly they would be pulled out without anyone knowing.

They only had allowed a tiny amount of chakra out so only those who are on guard would even know something was there,

I saw my boys perk up and stopped laughing enough to wink at them before I told zabuza to get outa here,

Then I turned to the cloud nin "and why pray-tell do you adore him so much?" She glared at me, "be cause he is an undefeated missing nin and is the most powerful ninja out there"

I stared at her, "dumbass, I myself kicked his ass, what about the Raikage, and sannin, and finally what rock has your head been under for all your life?"

A few snickers were heard, but ended quickly at I shot them a look, "alright everyone look down at the seemingly empty papers in front of you and begin"

Everyone stared blankly at the page, several flipping them over, then looking at me in disbelief, I saw sauske activate his sharingan, smart kid, and immediately made the Kai release sign,

Soon others realized that there was a genjutsu on the paper, and started the test, as the hour progressed more and more people were taken out, as the kid beside naruto was taken he tensed but kept working.

At the end of the hour people looked up to find that parts of their team were missing some yelled in protest while others just seemed shocked,

The teams with missing members sulked and walked out, and the rest stayed,

"Congrats you've just finished the first part of the chunin exams," silence then cloudy "spoke" up,

"WHAT THE HELL YOU MEAN THERES MORE TO THIS??? I THOUGHT THIS WAS IT!!!"

Now I think she's actually dumb, "you think you can become chunin by just passing a written test? I'm now think you are legitimately stupid"

She tried to glare at me but she just couldn't pull it off with bits of flesh falling out of her hair.

"First off, you cloud nin go shower and try to get that smell off you it's killing my nose,

second teams left you will be taking the next test tomorrow ask your teachers where it is it starts at noon, if your late your out,

Thirdly get the hell out of here, the guys asked me to help with work today and most of you have pissed me off so I need to let off some steam so see ya tomorrow"

With that they scrambled off trying to get out of the room as fast as possible, while I went to the main torture room.

If those kids didn't like this then there gonna hate the next part.