Naruto crossover part 2

The genin hell part 2.

I'm such an evil bastard, I didn't tell the sensei's where the test was, those kids have to follow the slightly more noticeable tracks I left to find the place,

I chose training ground 66, which is that huge ass cliff, first to the top with the three different gems, obsidian, pearl, and ruby, passes,

however their not just climbing the outside, they have to make it through the labyrinth which I made inside the mini mountain,

I asked the Hokage for that by the way, and cheap twist, their chakra is blocked so they have to use their own physical strength, no jutsu to fight, just hand to hand, and they can't just teleport here.

Their really gonna get a kick outa this, I was waiting at the base of the cliff, first came my boys and they looked pissed at me, oh dear if those two are mad I can just imagine how the cloud head will react.

At 11:59 cloudy came, she looked messy and angry, I didn't say a word as she glared at me, I turned to the kids,

"ALRIGHT LISTEN UP!! In this test you have to find three gems, pearl, ruby and obsidian,

then you got to find your way to the top, you can't climb from the outside but must navigate the maze inside,

Oh and here's the best part... NO CHAKRA!! See you at the top" and I teleported to the peak.

Even from the summit I could hear all their yells of protest, this was even better then imagined,

I had a nice camp set up here, food for a few days if necessary, then i realized I forgot something, cupped my hands by my mouth,

"OH YEAH YOU GUYS CAN START NOW"

I heard a collections of groans and "finally" and chuckled to myself, these guys are so gonna hate my existence.

There is a limited number of each jem so only 4 teams can actually pass, and each jem is protected by a different obstacle,

Obsidian a poison gas which knocks out a member, so the other team members have to carry the fallen comrade the rest of the way to the finish,

Ruby there must be blood given from all three members, and pearl, they must face and concur their word fears through genjutsu.

Oh man Sauske is gonna hate me for a while,

--meanwhile with the genin--

Sauske - IM GONNA KILL HER DEMON OR NOT, DEAR KAMI HOW MUCH RAMEN DOES NARUTO EAT THIS BASTARD IS HEAVY!!

Naruto- "snore" ramen "snore" Hokage, "snore" Sauske, "snore" ramen.

Cloud nin -could this get any worse, first I lost that loser of a team mate getting the black jem, I actually had to prick my finger to get the red one,

and now there's only me to get the white one since we got ambushed by some stupid rock nin, and-Oh look the white one I'll just grab this and.. SCREAM

Ssauske-I swear when we finish this I'm gonna - was that a pig?

--back with the sadistic asshole--

He he he he he, those kids are gonna hate me, 'in the background Sauske-I-Itachi?? ..... Poof.... MIKA SENSEI YOU ARE SO DEAD, DAMNIT NARUTO WAKE UP!!'

Well that sounds like fun, I hope he doesn't hate me for too long,

And ohh... "SSSSHHHHHHIIIIITTTTTT!" Sauske and his team just made it to the top, and man does he look livid, narutos just waking up and I might just hide under that rock for now.

They all are looking for me right now, the first three teams came up, and there is the fourth,

"All righty then I know you all absolutely hate me right now but you all pass and since there is an equal number-cloudy is that you? You look like shit."

Said genin glares at me and charges, I side step and she runs off the cliff, I wait a few seconds and when her screams get really loud signalling she's close to the ground I use chakra strings and catch her,

She fainted at that moment so I dropped her and some medics poofed her away.

I returned back to the angry genins, with a cheeky smile, my pups immediately calmed down then paled,

"As I was saying since there is and even number of contestants you will all be paired with another to fight against an opponent of my choosing,

the final exam is in a month so train and maybe even get to know each other seeing as your pairs will be chosen at random and you must be able to work together, Taa Taa"

I poofed to the Tsunade, "I think some of those kids genuinely hate me now" she sighs "after what you put them through? I wouldn't doubt it,"

I paused for a moment and straightened my back, "lady Hokage I have a request and must ask for official permission,"

She got serious a swell, "what is your request, then I grinned evilly

"can I bring my brothers and friends to Konoha for the third exams?"