Reddie Oneshots

Feelin' So Alive When You're Touching Me Like That

riche and eddie exposing their homosexual agenda
SMUT WARNING 🥵🥵
found dis shit on ao3 by none other than richietoaster

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Eyes. That's what Eddie's avoiding, currently. Specifically Richie's. He accidentally revealed that he would, and in his words, 'one-hundred percent suck your dick if you asked,' to Richie earlier in the morning. And now they're in their crowded apartment, sweaty bodies everywhere, hosting an end-of-the-semester college party. He is not enjoying himself right now. He's tipsy, and he's on his way to more of a drunk state. He deserves it. And anytime he sees Richie even getting closer he loses himself between everyone else. If Eddie has to talk to him about what he said, he will. He just chooses later.

Eddie heads over to the kitchen counter and refills his cup with a mixed drink of vodka and lemonade. He feels his phone buzz when he's trying to down it and nearly chokes. Wiping his mouth with his thumb, takes his phone out and sees a text from Richie, where are you??

He doesn't respond and slides it back into his pocket. Eddie opens the fridge to get a bottle of water - self care - and jumps when he closes it, Bill standing behind it.

"Holy shit- you scared me."

"Sorry," Bill shrugs. "Richie a-asked me to come find you b-because apparently he can't,"

"Uhm," Eddie adverts his gaze, "I'm just roaming around, I guess. Been here.. And there.. Talking to the others.. And some people from my, uh, classes."

Bill raises an eyebrow, "You're lying," smirks, "Why are you lying?"

"I-I'm not!"

"Y-yes you are. Lying and avoiding him. Why?"

Eddie swallows, blinks quickly. "I.. I may or may not have said something this morning. Like- Like I wasn't being serious because we were joking around but- but I definitely meant it."

"What did you say?"

"I told him I would suck his dick if he ever asked." Eddie coughs and sets his drink on the counter so he can fold his arms.

"You w-what?" A laugh. "O-Okay like, we all knew you two are pining hard-"

"Not pining!"

"-Yes you are. Anyway, we-we all knew this but I didn't th-think you would just b-blatantly admit it."

Eddie sighs, "The worst part is he said he would take me up on the offer."

"The worst part?" Bill questions, "He would take you up on your offer? God, Eddie. Can you use that one br-braincell of yours and understand that you both have the most negligent s-s-sexual tension e-ever? I'm getting horny watching you both make sex eyes at each other c-constantly."

"We do not make," he air quotes, " 'sex eyes' at each other."

"Keep telling yourself that, Eddie. I'm gonna g-go look for our other friends, but in the meantime, maybe you should think about t-telling Richie how you feel."

Eddie doesn't get a chance to think, because the second Bill walks away, he's getting an attachment: 1 image from Richie. He doesn't think twice and opens it. He nearly faints. The picture is of Richie taking a mirror selfie. In their bathroom. Naked. He captioned it, felt cute might delete later idk?? i may be a tad drunk who knows

Eddie immediately replies.

what the fuck richie why did you send me that??

Bc i felt cute?? also i may or may not be drunk. also didnt i just say that tf also u can reply to that but not me asking where u are ok i see