Reddie Oneshots

Big Dick Tozier

wow this story's like reallllllyyy good not gonna lie
imma post the second chapter too even tho i haven't read it yet
smut (clearly) ao3, by Lynn1998

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Eddie started his day the same way every single day. He rolled out of bed the second his alarm went off, took a shower, brushed his teeth, blow dried his hair, got dressed, walked down to the cafeteria for breakfast, and then went about his day. Usually it consisted of work. Whether it was his actual job he got paid for, school, or studying and homework, Eddie never had a day off. He knew he was over worked, and he knew he could use a break, but so could everyone else. He went to college, he was a student. Nobody works harder than a student already drowning in debt before they even hit 25. Eddie didn't see himself as an exception, but he did see that everyone deserved a break.

     Eddie's best friends were Beverly Marsh and Bill Denbrough. He made friends with Mike Hanlon through Bill, and Beverly had a million connections throughout the whole university. Of course, a girl as gorgeous as she was, she had a boyfriend named Ben Hanscom. He was so level headed and nice and logical. Eddie admired him for his ability to stay sane around his crazy group of friends. The second most logical was Stanley Uris, who looked like he belonged in a bird watcher magazine, and they met him through Beverly's friend Richie Tozier. The first thing Eddie learned about Richie Tozier was that he had a big dick.

     Now, Eddie doesn't spend all his time thinking about dicks. He came from a complicated home life leaving him confused about his sexuality and what he wanted out of a partner. So far the only girlfriend he's ever had had been just as, if not more, controlling and worrisome as his mother had been. At first he didn't notice. He was so used to feeling the way his mother made him feel that he didn't even notice when he slipped back into old habits. Carrying prescriptions he didn't need, starting his day with Tylenol despite having nothing in pain, and he even tried to get his inhaler back even though he knew his mother made that up. Needless to say, he was kind of shaken up when Bill talked some sense into him and helped him break it off. He grew up with Bill, so he trusted him the most.

     Back to Eddie's thoughts on dicks. They were rare, and few and far between, but he still thought of them. At first it was just out of curiosity when he was younger. I wonder what another boys penis looks like. Then as he got older he thought things more along the lines of I wonder if other boys like the idea of touching someone else's penis. Before he knew it he was fantasizing about sucking cock freshmen year alone in his dorm room and feeling a deep sense of shame in his chest when he came all over himself. So, to answer a question that was never asked, yes. Eddie thought about dicks, but he tried not to. He especially tried not to think about Richie's dick in particular.

     The first time Eddie ever met Richie was at a typical college party. Beverly invited him, and Eddie allowed himself a break for once. They weren't there for long before they heard screaming from the main room of the fraternity house they were in. Curiosity getting the best of him, Eddie wandered into the other room despite Beverly's warnings. There was a circle of mostly guys, and in the middle two extremely tall dudes. One was blond and nicely toned. The other had dark messy hair with a body that looked like a stick figure. Dark haired dude was taller than the blond by like an inch.

"There's no fucking way your dick is bigger than mine, bro. We've literally measured every dick in the house, and mine is the biggest," blondie said. Eddie furrowed his brows, and gently made his way to a place where he could see the two men better.

     They were very different. Dark haired dude was definitely not apart of the fraternity. He wore large glasses, a ridiculous sweater that looked like it belonged in a dumpster, and faded jeans rolled over his ankles. His feet were in a pair of high tops, and his socks clearly didn't match. While Eddie was annoyed by that fact, the other man wasn't much better. He wore the standard plain white T-Shirt with sweatpants and Vans. While the dark haired guy was kind of a disaster he was at least outside of the norm. Eddie liked people who were different. All his friends were different in that way too.