Honey, where are my enlargement pills?~
Who the fuck is drawing dicks on my locker?
Honey, where is my dildo?~
WHY DO YOU HAVE A CONDOM?!
Is that a green condom?
THAT'S FUCKING GAY!
Do you want some fried cock?
Woah, woah there buddy.
Why is there a dildo stuck in the ceiling?
They're watching porn!
Why does you locker have 'Give it to me, daddy' written in it?
Look, I fucked your hat, okay?
*Screeches*
LOOK, we all know you raped and humped him, okay?
Anyone wanna be a part of a firing squad later today?
Honey, where is my vagina?~
STOP TRYING TO KISS ME!
Stop or you'll get crane kicked in the dick.
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Some Random Stuff
RandomThis is just a bunch of random things that I do in my free time. This is anything from real life stories to artwork, very small fan-fics to backstory, among other things. Mature ON because I don't know what this may become. Cover was made by me.
