"Jokes" #5

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There was a father, mother, grandpa, grandmother, and daughter.

Each night; the daughter prayed before she went to bed.

One night, she prayed and said something different than she normally did. "Goodnight dad, goodnight mom, goodnight grandmother, goodbye grandpa."

The next day, the grandpa died.

'Huh... must've been a well timed thing..' The father thought.

A few months later.. she said something different again.

"Goodnight mom, goodnight dad, goodbye grandmother."

The next day, grandmother's dead.

'OH-!' The father thought.

A few months pass...

"Goodnight mom, goodbye dad."

The father panicked and went to work, hiding in his office and not doing any work. When it hits midnight, he comes out and goes home, having cheated death.

"Where were you?!" The mother asked.

"At work, I cheated death." The father replied.

"Oh, at least something didn't happen to you! Bad things have been happening all day!" The mother exclaimed. "First, the milk man drops dead on the doorstep-"

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