Some Random Stuff

Thing's I've shouted/said/screamed while playing games

~7 Days to Die~

AAAAHH! Jesus CHRIST! Doggy, stop biting my dick! (Ahh, what a great one to start out on-)

Some people say zombies are made out of men, and I say no, they're made of rotting flesh and bones. Those people that say that are idiots..

You know who's got two thumbs and is alive and well right now? Not me. And it's not that zombie outside, either, as I shot his hands off.

Wait, where'd that zombie go..? He was just over there, and... Wait. The pool, he's probably in the- AAAAAAAHH, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST-

You wanna check that house over there? Thought I saw a friggin' bear in it, and if that's the case, I'm going to yeet my ass out of here. 

Hey, uh... We got a bunny on the stove.

OH JESUS, THEY'RE BREAKING DOWN THE FRIDGE, NO-

Hey, uh, help please?! I'm trying to stop these motherfucking gangbangers from getting upstairs!

On the bed!!.... I swear to God if you say something about that sounding gay I will blow you... SIR YOU KNOW I MEANT BLOW YOU UP WITH A STICK OF DYNAMITE YOU SWEET MOTHERFUCKING COCKSUCKER-

~Fallout 4~

Hey, Preston, let me walk within 10 feet of you AND you not try to get me to sell my soul away to the Minutemen.

Hey Nick. What if I told you I killed your brother in another country, that's also on another continent, AND then I murdered a lab full of your kind. Would you forgive me? Doesn't matter if you won't or not, I'm still leaving my desk fans in your pockets. 

DEATHCLAW TRYING TO FUCK ME IN THE KNEES- 

Oh, hey, a mini nuke. Why the heck did you have one? Actually, you can't answer... Because your head's underwater. Or, at least what's left of it. 

Hey, pally, ignore me dragging a body down the road, m'kay? 

Alright, yup, here we go, just gonna steal all your alcohol.

Codsworth, can you make me a beer? No...? Fucking useless, you can make water out of thin air but you can't be a German Jesus?!

Alcohol addiction? Well, it's not an addiction if I'm not suffering any withdrawal effects. Oh... Wait.... That's because I bought all of the alcohol in every store and just drank it all...

Gatorclaw... Are you the Sesame Street version of the Deathclaw-? 

~Fallout 76~

Oh, what the fuck are you, you thing with a beehive for an ass?

Wait... What's that..? Oh. OH NO. IT'S A FUCKING GHOUL IN A MAID OUTFIT-! GODDAMN, WHY IS THAT SO SCAR- AHH, GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF MY TEETH-

Okay... I swear to God, if I see a Scorched in a nurse outfit, I'm going to go nuts. Anyways, what's in this roo- *sounds of a door opening*... YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME, IT'S A SCORCHED IN A NURSE OUTIFT-

Oh, that would've been nice to know before I tried to kiss a Deathclaw to make friends with it as you told me to do, Rose!

~Bioshock: Infinite~

Pally, ignore me cutting up your friends into tiny pieces and then yeeting their body off the side of this airship, will you? No? Welp, at least you'll be able to see your friends again!

Who would've thought? Fire doing nothing to water.

Now's the time I wish I could summon crows out of my hands!