Real Life #10

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*It's lunch and everyone's talking and eating and what not*

My friend: *Stands up* HEY! Who else eats their bananas like this?! *takes bite of banana while the peel is still on, chews, then swallows*

Me: *Also stands up* OH MY FUCKING GOD, YOU ARE EVEN MORE OF A MANIAC THAN I AM-

My friend #2: *Also also stands up* I don't eat my bananas like that, but I eat my oranges like this! *takes bite of orange without getting rid of peel and chews and swallows*

Me: *Unholy screeching* ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT- *Opens bag of chips from the bottom and not the top*

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