My friend: *tears up a cardboard cafeteria into two pieces and begins hitting me with them*
Me: Ack-! What the fuck are you doing-?!
My friend: I'm beating you with my long things~! *laughing*
Me, also laughing: I-I don't want the long things-! *tears up my cardboard cafeteria tray and begins hitting my friend with it*
My friend: Hey! S-Stop beating me with your long thing-!"
Me: STOP CALLING THEM THE LONG THINGS-
My friend: ONLY IF YOU STOP BEATING ME WITH YOURS-
Me: *stops*
My friend: *quickly grabs another cafeteria tray and tears it up into two more pieces, now having four and begins hitting me again*
Me: A C K - ! *tries to hit my friend with my torn up cafeteria tray*
My friend #2: *walks up and sees this* What the fuck is going on-?!
Me: H-Help-! He's beating me with 'long things'-!
My friend #2: WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE 4 LONG THINGS-?!
My friend #1: Who cares?! More fun!
My friend #2: WHY DO YOU NEED 4 LONG THINGS-?! HOW DO YOU HAVE 4 LONG THINGS-?!
My friend #1: WHO CARES?! *begins to hit friend #2 with the 'long things'
My friend #2: AGGGHHH-! *tries to block with his hands*
Me: *begins to attack and 'stab' friend #1 with the 'long things' I had*
My friend #1: Ack-! *falls over and pretends to be dead*
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Some Random Stuff
RandomThis is just a bunch of random things that I do in my free time. This is anything from real life stories to artwork, very small fan-fics to backstory, among other things. Mature ON because I don't know what this may become. Cover was made by me.
