Me, singing: 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of-
My friend, singing at the same time as me: OREOS! I'll take one of these, crush it down, and then shove it up your nose-!
Me: -beer. Take one down, drink it down, 84 bottles of beer on the wall. 83 bottles of beer on the wall, 85 bottles of beer. Take one down, drink it down, 32 bottles of beer on the wall-
My friend: *slowly getting up*
Me: 43 bottles of beer on the wall, 34 bottles of beer. Take one down, oh shit I fucked up, please have mercy on me-!
My friend, laughing: Every- Every time you- you say bottle, it'll be another Oreo up y-your nose-
Me, also laughing: 9-.. 9 bottles-
My friend: THAT'S ONE MORE-
Me: Of beer on the wall, 13 bottles of beer-... Ta-Take one down, drink it down, -18 bottles of beer on the wall-.
My friend: TWO MORE-
Me: -29 bottles of beer on the-
My friend: THREE MORE-
Me: -wall, -56 bottles of beer-
*This continues for about 10 minutes*
Me: 1 bottle of beer-
My friend: THAT'S 134 OREOS- DON'T MAKE ME GO BANKRUPT BUYING OREOS- *screech*
*The bell to go to 5th period rings*
Me and my friend: *gets our backpacks and such*
Me, sprinting past my friend: 2 BOTTLES OF BEER ON-
My friend: SSTTOOOOOOOOOOPP IITTTTTTTTTTT- *more screeches*
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Some Random Stuff
RandomThis is just a bunch of random things that I do in my free time. This is anything from real life stories to artwork, very small fan-fics to backstory, among other things. Mature ON because I don't know what this may become. Cover was made by me.
