~Road of the Dead~
"The rabbit is almost in the hole! Over."*Beep*.. *Beep* "Stop it with the codes, private, we're fighting dead people!"*Beep*.. *Beep* "Er.. Yes... Sorry sir.." *Beep*
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"We're being overrun! What's out orders?!" "Maintain current strategy." "BITcH yOUr cuRRenT strATEgY is ShIT-"
"PRIVATE! What are you doing?!" "Uh-, having a smoke-?" "GET YOUR ASS OVER TO YOUR ASSIGNED POSITION-!" "E-Erm, yes sir.."
~Fallout 4~
"Only Eddie didn't want to be a frozen banana."
"WIlL yoU comPLY-?"
"Go fuck yourself, you crazy robot.." ... "Scanning.. Use of American slur chance by commie spies: 0.3%. Thank you for being an American. Report any commie activity to the closest military facility."
"That's the USS Constitution. I hear it's parked there for tax purposes."
"I... Oh fuck it, this isn't working. Time to die!"
~Fallout 76~
"Y-Y'know, being a drunk robot isn't that *hic* bad... I-I've got loads of friends, like that brick over there.. Hey there little bricky, how you doing~?"
"I.. I REALLY need you to make me that NukaShine.. Or.. *hic* I might go sober~!"
"Now, you'd think the name 'Diehards' would make them seem tough and scary, but no. They were pussies-"
"For the Diehards, I dunno, go find a Deathclaw, makes friends with it."
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Some Random Stuff
AcakThis is just a bunch of random things that I do in my free time. This is anything from real life stories to artwork, very small fan-fics to backstory, among other things. Mature ON because I don't know what this may become. Cover was made by me.
