𝖬𝗂𝗌𝗎𝗇𝖽𝖾𝗋𝗌𝗍𝗈𝗈𝖽 || [𝘴𝘬𝘦𝘱𝘯𝘰𝘣𝘭𝘢𝘥𝘦 + 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮]

IV

Keemstar and Laake were the first to recover from the shock. Keem used his powers to fling the Trio off of him and escape with Laake. Technoblade quickly chased after them, with the Trio following close behind. He pulled out his dagger and threw it at Laake.

Unfortunately, or fortunately for the Trio, his dagger missed.

Keemstar opened up a portal and escaped into it along with Laake. Technoblade swore as the portal closed up before he could reach it. He stopped running and stood there to catch his breath. The superhero group behind him stopped as well. After a few minutes, a6d spoke up.

"Hey, how come you helped us?" He asked suspiciously.

"Probably so we'd owe him if he helped us catch Keem and Laake." Skeppy tried whispering, but Technoblade could still hear him anyways. Technoblade turned to look at them.

"Heard that."

BadBoyHalo hit Skeppy over the head.

"Skeppy, you muffin! Stop being so rude!" Bad scolded before addressing Technoblade. "Thank you, Technoblade, for trying to help."

Technoblade nodded at them and turned to leave.

"Wait!" The Trio yelled all at once.

'Fuck.' Technoblade thought. 'Please don't say you want to have a conversation with me.'

"Technoblade, we have an offer for you." Skeppy announced, trying to sound professional.

'Damn. Maybe if I don't say anything they'll get the point.'

Technoblade slowly turned to face them again. They waited for him to say something, but he just stood there with his arms crossed. Bad took this as a sign to keep going.

"We want you to join our team!" He said enthusiastically.

a6d facepalmed.

"We don't want you to join our team. You can either quit being a villain and work for us, or keep being a villain we'll be forced to beat your ass until you join our side."

Technoblade could practically see the venom dripping off a6d's words. After a6d's charming speech, BadBoyHalo started yelling something about language, Skeppy was trying to protect a6d from Bad, and a6d was yelling something at BadBoyHalo in French.

Technoblade decided that now was a good time to leave. He used his strange ability to hide in the shadows to sneak back to his hideout. Once he got there, he immediately collapsed on the couch. He then changed out of his superhero suit before texting Hannah. The second she saw him texting her, she called him.

Dave stared at his phone for a moment before answering.

"Why'd you call me? I was texting you-" He started, but he was cut off by Hannah.

"WHAT. WERE. YOU. THINKING?" She yelled. Dave winced and pulled the phone away from his ear.

"Why are you yelling at me?"

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHY AM I YELLING?" She then took a deep breath before continuing.

"Dave, you fucking idiot! You just went to help the guys who are supposed to be your enemies! What if they turned on you in the middle of the fight, huh? Not only would you have to worry about Keemstar, the most dangerous villain right now, but you would've had to deal with the three musketeers as well!" Hannah scolded, saying her words at a mile a minute.

Dave sat in shocked silence, listening to Hannah try to catch her breath. After a few minutes, she spoke up again.

"You could've been killed."

He frowned at how upset she sounded.

"I didn-" He tried, but Hannah stopped him.

"Keem doesn't have any morals. Neither does Laake. They would've tried killing you as soon as the Trio turned on you. You would've been outnumbered. Luckily, the Trio are against killing, but the cops have said some pretty fucked up shit about you. Your weird ass love for killing doesn't help clear your name with that. They probably would've let Keem and Laake kill you, no matter how high their morals are."

Once she was done with her speech, they both sat in silence. Dave didn't know how bad things were getting with the him and the news, he always relied on Hannah to tell him. Now he could see why she was so angry. He felt horrible.

"I'm sorry. You're right, I should've been more careful. I didn't mean to worry you so much." He said sincerely.

He heard Hannah sigh.

"No, Dave, I should be the one apologizing. I shouldn't have blown up at you like that. You didn't know anything going on with whatever news reporters were saying about you, and that's my fault."

"But I should've been paying attention to the news! It's my fault for being so careless."

"You stubborn- y'know what, I'm not going to argue with you over this. How about we both just say sorry and just be done with it?"

"Ok."

"Three... Two... One..."

"Sorry!" They both yelled, sending Dave into a fit of giggles. Hannah followed soon after. They both knew that they couldn't stay mad at each other for long.

"How long was that argument? Six minutes? That's a new record!" Dave joked, making Hannah laugh a bit.

"Yeah, yeah, whatever. Seriously, though, we're both idiots." Hannah said.

"You being more of an idiot than me, obviously."

"Shut up."

The tension in the air lifted and the best friends talked settled into an easy conversation, deciding to worry about tommorow when tommorow comes.

That, unfortunately, was the biggest mistake they could've ever made.
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A/N: Again, sorry for the late updates. Inspiration doesn't come easy, and it is definitely trying its best to run away from me. I hope you all don't mind too much. Tell me what you think about this chapter, did I make Hannah seem bitchy? I apologise if I did.

I'm also not the best at fight scenes, so it would be appreciated if someone could help me out whenever I write them. It would also just be nice to have someone review my writing for me to help me make corrections. If anyone wants to help, you can just message me.

Edit: I found someone to help!