Oh boy, Shouta is salty! The moment I came back to him and Mom, he told mom to go home, used his scarf as a leash and wrapped it around me, and forced me home. The moment we got back, he pushed me on the couch.
"I honestly don't know why I haven't expelled you yet." Shouta groans, glaring me down.
"That's what everybody is asking," I tell him, laying back.
"Brat. I want you to give me a reason why I shouldn't expel you here and now." I look up at him, making sure to look at him in the eyes.
"I have already proven to be a valuable asset as a hero due to my skill-set. I have proven myself to be reliable when needed to be. I have a high level of unpredictability, meaning you don't know what could happen to me after you remove me from the class. I'm already a target for the League of Villains, so if I join them, I could take this whole show down in one fell swoop." Shouta sighs.
"At least you're serious about it. However, you can be a danger to heroes as well with how you act. You don't show the level of professionalism you should."
"Couldn't that be an advantage? Bad people expect heroes to act a certain way. Heroes can become predictable whether we like to admit it or not. Also, your hero costume looks to the point that people think you're a hobo instead of a pro-hero, so..." Had to pull out that card again.
"I guess? The only reason you aren't expelled is that you have shown that you can take things seriously when needed to be. Outside of that, I bet if someone put a gun to your head that you would be making jokes."
"I would tell them to pull the trigger!" I say way too happy.
". . . I'm going to hope that's a joke and move on. I'm still going to punish you. I could care less what Nezu says. Let's go." Shouta stands up, keeping the scarf leash on me as we leave.
"Hold the phone, where are we going?"
"You'll see." Shouta then starts running, forcing me to run with him. Thank God I decided to stay in shape.
"Shouta, I know you want a cat, but your apartment doesn't allow you to have any. I can build you your own CAT if you seriously want a cat." I tell Shouta as we arrive at our location.
The Fucking Pet Store.
"We're not here for that," Shouta responds, entering the store, dragging me along. He leads us to the section with the collars before picking up a black collar with paws, " Move your hair." Hold up, what?
"What the fuck, why?" Without a response, he pulls me over to him to lock the collar around my neck. It takes everything not to flinch because we both know I hate being touched in general, let alone the neck. He tugs at it before he grabs a leash, attaches it to the collar, removes the scarf from me, and holds the rope. Oh God, I see so many problems. He drags me over to the kennel section, picking up the largest kennel and setting it on the ground.
"Get in."
"Do I get the rainbow collar instead?"
"No."
"Then, no." The next thing I know, I'm on the ground and being shoved the kennel, "WHAT THE FUCK?! WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS?!"
"If you're going to act like a troublesome brat, you're going to be treated like a cat." Um, I see so many faults in his plan if the cops don't come first.
"Okay, then?" He heads to the food section to pick up three cans of Fancy Cat Food with two bowls for food and water after he gets me out of the kennel. We then head to the counter, receiving a weird look from the cashier. It doesn't help the poor boy has to walk around to scan the collar on my neck and leash, " Like what you see?"

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My Hero Academia: When All Hell Breaks Loose
FanfictionMidoriya Izuku is not your wimpy loser that every anime tries to portray. Instead, he is the most straight-forward, over-dramatic teen you will come across. Oh, he is also quirkless and wants a reason to flip off all the heroes for telling him he ca...