Chapter 71 - No Mall Choking This Time!

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So I can officially say that I have killed a man!

Apparently, I electrocuted the idiot to death, which is expected, but I guess my brain didn't realize that electrocuting someone to death means, you know, death. My body count is officially one now!

Of course, Shouta was trying to protect me from the fact that I had a body count in the first place, but after pestering him about it, he did tell me. I didn't like that I had to pry that information from his greasy disgusting hands, but I can't say much when he has always done that with certain things.

I should you inform you about who the guy actually was.

His name was Nine. Apparently, he and his cult were trying to take over the world and make it natural selection literally with the idea that the powerful survive while the weak die. That makes sense seeing how the guy wanted to kill me since I am quirkless.

Jokes on him because the quirkless killed his dumbass!

Returning to the topic, the quirks he had were stolen from other heroes. To make the tea boiling, the quirk that allowed him to steal quirks was an artificial quirk! Thank fuck that bitch had a limit. I kind of knew about this case, but I wasn't allowed to participate in it due to how sensitive it was. They also didn't want a teenager outdoing their shitty detectives even though they should be making them detectives better anyway.

I'm just spitting facts.

Anyway, after that whole drama (I might as well be on Drama Island), class 1-A decided that we should stay on the island and help fix it with the residents. We got to work, and by the time we were done, it looks just like before!

What's weird is that the whole time, those kids stuck around me. I guess it makes sense given their trauma.

OH, THE KIDS! So you are probably wondering 'hey, how did this greasy shithead find out about these kids?' Well, their father had a more limited version of Katsume's quirk. I say was because it was stolen, but it didn't work on the bitchass, so they saw that he had kids and went on a trip to steal them. Their father is in hospital now, but he should be dispatched soon and return back to his kids finally as a good father should.

Ahem, sperm donor, you better be taking notes.

With that out of the way, Shouta wouldn't let me fly back, so we took a yucky boat back to the mainland and rested for a couple of days before returning to class.

But not everyone is returning to class.

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On the first day of class, I stop Ashido, Kaminari, and Ochaco from going. Why?

Well, remember how we said that we were going on a rebellion until I got my bank account back? Well, our rebellion involves skipping class until we get it back. That doesn't do a big thing for me as I am not in class anyway, but to have those three with me? We have a chance!

And then the chances increased further when Nemuri heard about my plan. When she asked for our plan during the run away trip, I literally looked at her and said, "Ma'am, do you ever have a plan when running away?"

Since she heard that, she has determined that we should all go shopping. And before you ask, yes. She did skip her own class to do this. Thankfully, she got Hound Dog to substitute for her.

That is how we made our way to the mall where I originally got my choking trauma!

"Okay, but like, should you really bring us to a place where I nearly died?" I question Nemuri as my class squad and I follow after her.

"You nearly die everywhere so no big deal!" Nemuri points out. I hate to admit it, but she is right.

"You're mean for pointing out the truth."

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