My Hero Academia: When All Hell Breaks Loose

Chapter 50 - Damn Bimbo

I'm starting to understand Mettaton EX when he says you need legs. Sexy legs. However, I'm going to overlook that part and focus on the legs.

Wait a moment. WHY THE FUCK HAVEN'T I BUILT HIS DAMN SEXY LEGS YET?! OR ATLEAST THEM SWEET-ASS BOOTS? I AM SLACKING OVER HERE!

I am disappointed with myself.

Okay, I shouldn't be worrying about this. I should be worrying about getting ahold of some pain pills because I deny they will worry about my injuries after what my squad just did. Oh, and getting out of here.

I exit the hunger games limping with Patchy and CAT following me like the little slaves they are. I wish they could feel guilty, but they are robots. Anyway, as soon as I enter the waiting room, I rip off my mask, and class 1-A runs over to me when they notice my shape.

"Izuku, what happened?! We left you for a minute!" Uraraka exclaims as I go to sit down.

"Well, I figured out the answer as to why CAT broke on you. There is a guy that controls technology. However, with my robots, he's kind of a pussy. It didn't help that his weapon is something from fucking Fortnite. Back on topic, he took control of Patchy while I was in the air and caused me to do a swan dive! I should be in worse shape, but with the shock absorbers in my shoes, they prevented most of the damage. It hurts like a bitch now. Momo, can you make drugs?"

Momo looks at me, shocked, "Possibly, yes? However, I don't know the formulas."

"Damn it. I was going to ask for a pain pill."

"Should you really take one before the next part of the exam?" I hum.

"You have a point. I forgot about the consequence. I can't believe that I don't have a medkit of all things. I know the next upgrade to my costume now."

Iida sits down beside me, " I'm surprised. You have everything else, but not a medkit."

"I am not meant to be in centerfield. I'm more of a support hero, but I am aware that even then, I need something."

"As long as you understand. Have you looked to make sure there is no damage?"

"I think it is just a ton of bruising. I'll check for fractures and all that later. They aren't broken, though!"

"How do you plan on going through the next event? Maybe you should sit out, Izuku."

"I have a CAT. Oh, and before I forget, good job on controlling the team, Momo. We would be fucked without you." Momo blushes.

"Oh, thank you!"

"Not a problem. Praise goes where it deserves. Actually, everybody here did bloody fantastic so good job for all! Now, how many more people need to pass?"

"About 30."

"Is there a vending machine?"

"No."

"Fuck."

Iida chops his arm in front of me, " I have been lenient on your language! You need to stop cursing, Izuku!"

"Fine, fine."

For a little while, we wait around. Currently, the classmates that are needed are Todoroki, Bakugo, Kirishima, and Kaminari. I have confidence that they won't fail this part. Too bad, we can't stalk them. We have to hold on and see if they walk through those doors.

However, another situation appears when a medic lady walks over to me and says, " Midoriya Izuku, you need to be checked over." The first thing I notice is how vague it is. I can't help but be suspicious.