My Hero Academia: When All Hell Breaks Loose

Chapter 43 - No...

Shouta gave me the lovely job of waking the rest of the student population up. The one thing I'm good at I finally gets to do! I slam the door open and start banging the pans together on beat.

"I AIN'T GOTTEN SLEEP CAUSE OF YA'LL! YA'LL NOT GONNA SLEEP CAUSE OF ME!" I scream. Well, that wakes them up.

"DEKU! WHAT THE HELL?!" Bakugo screams as he blasts toward me. I slide to the left.

"I was asked to wake you all up. I did just that. Now, move it! I got permission to tase ya'll if necessary!" Okay, the last part is a lie. However, it gets them moving, so it didn't matter anyway! It saves me more time because the girls heard my loud ass mouth. When I go to their room, they are already up!

With the grump teens up and about, it's time for pain and suffering: aka, training. As explained multiple times, the point of the training camp is to level up their quirk levels. This can be done in various ways. With different examples, Uraraka has to always float herself, Kaminari has to electrocute a battery continually, and Tokoyami has to chill with Dark Shadow in a cave.

For further explanation, students throughout the year have been focusing on technique and intelligence. Sure, their quirks have improved a little bit, but not a whole lot. Take Bakugo, for example. We had Bakugo shoot a ball with his quirk at the beginning of the year to 705 meters (2312 feet). We redid the test here, and his score was 709 meters (2326 feet).

That isn't a lot of improvement for the shit they've been through, but there wasn't much we can do about that until now. Shouta's and I's main job is to make sure the students keep going and don't die.

Or, in my case, aggravate the shit out of them.

"INTO THE WOODS!"

"SHUT UP!"

"INTO THE WOODS!"

"Ribbit?"

"INTO THE WOODS! INTO THE WOODS!"

"Izuku, please stop singing! It's very distracting!"

"INTO THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS - OW, FOR FUCK SAKES, ERASER!" Yeah, I get wrapped up for that.

"If I wanted a loudmouth, I would have invited Present Mic." Shouta states.

"Damn. I know who is preferred now. I guess because you can make him - MMMMMMMMMMMMM!" He has the nerve to cover my mouth!

Where's the bleach?

He pulls me close and whispers in my ear with a snarl to make sure I hear him, "Can you attempt to limit your language?" He removes his hand.

I respond,

"That's kinky."

Yeah, I'm getting locked outside tonight for that. To be honest, Shouta was asking for it because THIS IS BORING! Like, they are just doing the same thing over and over! Do you know how annoying that gets? It's like watching the same movie over and over except get rid of all the special effects and limit it to one scene. That's this.

Let me give ya'll mercy and time skip.

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FINALLY, SOMETHING BESIDES STALKING PEOPLE!

It's sunset, so the students have received freedom only to have to make their own dinner! We were friendly and made dinner yesterday. Not today! Do you want to know the problem?

My peers don't know how to cook. Well, most of them. Bakugo can work a knife very well. Too well. I asked Shouta if I could take it away, but he said no, so we are sticking with that. With the lack of cooking experience amongst not only class 1-A but 1-B as well, I am in charge of guiding them.