Doctor Who Oneshots

Road Rage (Ten)

You hummed quietly to the music playing on your Alexa speaker, dancing to the music a little. The Doctor had dropped you off at home per your request. Not permanently! He was meant to come back that day but the TARDIS must be acting up again.

You decide to make cookies out of boredom and begin looking for the ingredients in your cupboards. You had your Alexa playing very loud so that when you thought you heard the TARDIS, you believed it was just your imagination.

"Shit." You sigh as you realize you're out of sugar. You facepalm and turn off your Alexa before turning and walking into the living room.

Once you walk in there, you freeze as you look at the blue doors you weren't sure you'd see again.

The Doctor peeked his head out with a sheepish look on his face. "H-Hey, (Y/n)."

You wanted to smile. You wanted to walk up to the Doctor and give him the tightest hug possible. But you were pretty upset with him. He promised to be back.

"I'm going to the store." You turned on your heel and grabbed your keys before walking out of your home. The Doctor stood shocked for a moment until he heard you crank the car. He then ran out of your house and got in the passenger side before you drove off.

"Look I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be gone longer than an hour. The TARDIS-"

"The TARDIS was messing with you, I get it. But I needed you, Doctor. I needed you and you weren't there like you promised you would be." Suddenly someone cuts off in front of you, almost hitting the front of your car. You slam your hand down on the horn. "Put on a fucking blinker, you twat waffle!"

The Doctor looked at you in shock. He had never heard you swear unless you've been injured or frustrated with some asshole that's trying to take over earth.

He tried to find something to say but he was totally caught off guard by your road rage at the end that he completely forgot what you said before that.

"How long was I gone?" He finally asked, glancing over at you.

"A month. I thought you'd left me." Your grip tightens on the steering wheel and the asshole in front of you is driving ten miles (Or kilometers) under the speed limit. "Why the fuck are you so goddamn slow?" You pass the car and huff.

"A month? I thought... I'm so sorry, (y/n). I didn't mean to-"

"I forgive you, Doc. It's not your fault." You look over at him for a second and give him a soft smile.

Someone cuts off in front of you again, this time the car being much closer to hitting your car. You blare the horn once again and roll your eyes, muttering some insult.

"Why do you keep insulting people who can't hear you?" The Doctor asked, head tilted. "And why do you keep cursing? Are you hurting? Do I need to get the TARDIS to scan you?"

"I have road rage. People don't know how to drive and it pisses me off." You state, shrugging your shoulders as you talk in a calm tone. "Its normally not this bad, but I guess I was annoyed that my alien boyfriend was gone for a whole month and I missed him."

The Doctor smiles a little and laughs. "You're adorable with your road rage. You're like a cute little marshmallow trying to be big and scary."

You look over at him and smack the back of his head playfully. (A/N: If you've seen NCIS, imagine giving him a Gibbs slap :3) "I'm terrifying. Don't forget that."

He rolls his eyes and pretends to be hurt. "Ow."

"That didn't hurt. I wouldn't hurt you."

"What about when-"

"I thought you were one of the Zygones trying to kidnap me. I didn't mean to break your nose! You shouldn't have snuck up on me." You defended yourself with a pout.

"You shouldn't have such a hard head. And you hit me four different times!" He chuckled. "I had to prove I was me by telling you what your first stuffed animal's name was before you would stop hitting me."

"Excuse me for having trust issues after they took your form once already." You smiled a little. "You know, this is what I missed most."

You put on your turn signal and drive into the parking lot, parking your car into one of the spots.

"You missed banter?" He asked.

"No. I missed talking to you. I tried phoning you, you know. I ended up somehow calling your past regenerations. Who's Sarah Jane?" You ask, turning towards him.

"Did she answer the call?" He asked, eyebrows pinched together.

"Yeah. She's sweet. I thought she replaced me though so I said some things..." You blush a little. "After hanging up I realized I heard a different man in the background."

The Doctor chuckled and you both got out of the car. He walked over to you and placed a kiss on your forehead before wrapping his arms around you. "I'm sorry for taking so long."

"It's alright. Come on. I need to get some sugar." You smile, taking his hand in yours.

He pulls you in for a kiss and smirks. "There's some sugar." His smirk turns into a cheesy grin and you smack his arm.

"Shut up."

You and the Doctor go inside to buy some sugar but when you both walk out, you're covered in flour and don't have sugar with you. You're also escorted out.

"You had to get me banned from the only grocery store near my house, didn't you?" You sigh, pinching the bridge of your nose.

"The flour had a poisonous bug on it!"

"Oh yes, so that totally means you can launch it at your girlfriend. How did the thing even tear?" You huffed and you both walked over to your car. "My road rage is now going to be ten times worse. I'm putting on music, and yes I choose the station and you just have to deal with it."

The Doctor, knowing how upset you are, just nods and you both get in the car. You get out of your parking space and as you start to drive away, you notice a car parked in the middle of the lane.

"Fucking hell! I just want to get out of here and get home and on the TARDIS with my lovely boyfriend. Is that too much to ask?" You huff and sigh in defeat, slumping your shoulders. "I just want to relax."

The Doctor hesitates for a second before placing his hand on your shoulder, making you look up at him. He gives you a soft smile before saying, "Hey. Park the car again and I'll get the TARDIS to come to us. Deal?"

"What about my car? It can't stay here."

"We'll be back to get it." He promises, rubbing your back gently. "You need a relaxing time at Midnight. Just not to the sapphire falls. Tricky business on the way there once."

You laugh a little and he gives you a comforting smile. You park the car again and the Doctor grabs your hand, bringing you to a small alley and points his sonic upward a little. The TARDIS materializes around you both and you grin, leaning up on your tiptoes to give him a kiss.

"You know, I was thinking about teaching you how to steer the TARDIS, but after seeing your road rage today, I might not." He teased playfully.

"Shut up, Doctor." You grin and kiss him again, your arms wrapped around his neck.

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This is based off of my road rage I had today 😂 my best friend went with me to Bi-Lo to get some stuff for cookies and she ended up getting us banned the exact same way :) I'm gonna go shower and get all this flour off now