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Random questions to ask people....

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~~~Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?
~~~If you mated a bull dog and a shitzu, would it be called a bullshit?
~~~If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
~~~Why is Grape Nuts cereal called that, when it contains neither grapes, nor nuts?

~~~If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
~~~Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop?
~~~Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?
~~~Why are Softballs hard?
~~~Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?
~~~If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

~~~Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn't it be called an inlet?

~~~Why do we ‘scrub down’ and ‘wash up’?
~~~Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

~~~Can blind people see their dreams?

~~~Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?
~~~Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?
~~~Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn't it be leaving a dump?

~~~Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?

~~~Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

~~~Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?

~~~If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

~~~Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?
~~~How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?

~~~If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?

~~~If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why's it still #2?

~~~What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?

~~~Where's the egg in an egg roll?

~~~Why aren't blue berries blue?

~~~Where is the lead in a lead pencil?

~~~Why is Greenland called green when it is covered in ice?

~~~Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress?

~~~If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?

~~~Why can't woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?

~~~Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

~~~Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?

~~~Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries have a use by date?

~~~Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?

~~~What do people in China call their good plates?

~~~If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

~~~Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto remains on four? They're both dogs.

~~~What do you call male ballerinas?

~~~Can blind people see their dreams and do they dream?

~~~If Wile E coyote has enough money to by all that Acme crap why doesn't he buy his dinner?

~~~Why is a person who handles money called a broker?

~~~If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

~~~If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?

~~~If a man is walking in a forest and no women is there to hear him is he still wrong?

~~~Why is  "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?

~~~If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?

~~~If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?

~~~Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

~~~Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?

~~~Why isn't 11 pronounced "onety-one"?

~~~You can be overwhelmed and underwhelmed, but why can't you be simply whelmed?

~~~Shouldn't the opposite of shut up be shut down?

~~~If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?

~~~How come there aren't B batteries?

~~~If you got in a cab and the driver drove backwards, would he end up owing you money?

~~~Why is the word for "a fear of long words," hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, so long?

~~~Why do they call it a TV "set" when you only get one?

~~~How do "Do not walk on the grass" signs get there?

~~~If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?

~~~Why is it that night falls but day breaks?

~~~How do you remove a club soda stain?

~~~Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

~~~How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

~~~When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?

~~~How do people get discombobulated? Have you ever seen someone who was combobulated?

~~~Who closes the door when the bus driver gets off?

~~~Why do kids learn math when they could just use calculators like the grownups?

~~~Do you ever just get the urge to double-click something?

~~~How come there's a greeting card section for new babies? Do they come some other way?

~~~Why don't black guys get white tattoos?

~~~Can't the postman give it to the garbage man and save us the hassle?

~~~Instead of candy, wouldn't it be easier to take, say, cabbage from a baby?

~~~Do the people who say "God darn it" really think God darns?

~~~If a job is cancelled, do hit men get a kill fee?

~~~When you perform a head count, do Siamese twins count as one or two?

~~~If its friendly fire, shouldn't they use blanks?

~~~How long do fish wait to swim after they eat?

~~~Do turkeys get sleepy from that thing in turkey that makes you sleepy?

~~~Is it really necessary for L.A. to have a zoo?

~~~Did they purposely make dyslexia hard to spell?

~~~What do you call it when fat people swim naked?

~~~Is it wrong to enjoy the smell of your own gas?

~~~Why do we still call it "shipping" when it goes by plane and truck?

~~~Who wants to own a convertible that you drive only to work and back?

~~~Why do they call it weed when it's so hard to grow?

~~~Why won't my bankruptcy attorney accept payments?

~~~Is Florida shaped like a handgun on purpose?