~~~One must acknowledge a supreme being before being able to hold public office.
~~~The Bluebonnet is the official song of the state flower~~~So the flower sings?
~~~It is illegal to sell one's eye.~~~But I wanted to rip my eye out and sell it!!
~~~A program has been created in the state that attempts to control the weather.~~~Ok Rain NOW I said rain NOW, OK NOW, NOW, WHY WONT YOU RAIN!!!!
~~~When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.~~~Train 1:I cant leave till you leave Train 2: Well I cant leave till you do Both: Crap
~~~It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.~~~ *faceplam*
~~~Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.~~~No words
~~~It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.~~~But I needed to get it out of the street!!
~~~It is illegal to milk another person’s cow.~~~HOW DARE YOU MILK MY COW I AM SUPOSED TO MILK EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE HUNDERED COWS MYSELF!! LEAVE!!
~~~A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.~~~I will kill you in one day you have been warned
~~~Homosexual behavior is a misdemeanor offense.~~~......
~~~The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.~~~Like people in Texas don't already know how to make beer at home
~~~Wire cutters can not be carried in your pocket.~~~Like that would stop em'
~~~It is against the law to throw confetti, rubber balls, feather dusters, whips or quirts (riding crop), and explosive firecrackers of any kind.~~~Yes cause I'm going to throw feather dusters, whips, and quirts at someone on their birthday!!
~~~It is illegal to dust any public building with a feather duster.~~~Ok ill just let the dust kill you
~~~It’s illegal to possess realistic dildos.~~~I don't want a answer to this but I am going to ask the question; What's the difference between a realistic dildo and a dildo
~~~Urinating on the streets is illegal.~~~But I wanted to pee on the fire hydrant!!! I A PUPPY!!
~~~Appearing in public places wearing a “lewd dress” is prohibited.~~~OK good to know
YOU ARE READING
RANDOM!!!!!!!
RandomI GOT REALLYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BORED JUST WEIRD FUNNY OR STUPID STUFF I FOUND ONLINE I OWN NOTHING!!!!
