Open House Antics

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Open house was in full swing as Y/n took his seat in class. His adoptive parents stood at the back of the class, both had smiles on their faces until the door opened and Samael's hulking frame entered the room.

The other students were in physical shock as they gazed at the eighteen foot tall super-devil. Allia walked in with a smile as Samael shook hands with Dantalion.

Dantalion: "Good to see you again, Sammy."

Samael: "Dantalion. Call me that again and I'll rearrange your skeleton... AGAIN!"

Allia: "Now now, Sam. No need to get violent."

Samael: "Fuckin-... Screw it, I just can't win with you people."

Y/n: "Come on, you're arguing with Dantalion and Mom. You knew you were losing that argument."

Samael: "YA DON'T NEED TO REMIND ME, Y/N!!"

Y/n laughed while the rest of the class processed that interaction. A few people did a double take and looked back at the Hyoudou's before looking at Y/n, then to Samael and Allia.

Matsuda: "Oi! Y/n! Aren't those two your parents!?"

Y/n: "My adoptive ones, yes."

Murayama: "So those two are..."

Y/n: "My biological parents, yes."

Katase: "WHY IS ONE OF THEM BASICALLY A BUILDING!?!?"

Samael: "Clearly you aren't trying hard enough if you aren't my height."

Y/n sighed before Dantalion's eyes flashed blue as all the humans in the room froze on the spot.

Dantalion: "That'll buy us a few minutes. Samael, you may want to readjust your height. You're clearly in some form of discomfort."

Samael: "*Sigh* Yeah, I probably should. Gimme a sec."

Xenovia and Asia watched as Samael stretched his body before it compressed into an eight foot tall frame.

Asia: "D- Don't you think that's still too tall?"

Samael: "Eight feet's my limit."

Dantalion: "Yes, Samael is naturally extremely tall. His minimum height is eight feet. Any shorter than that then his whole body would have to rearrange himself."

Y/n: "So where does the extra body mass go?"

Samael merely unfurled his gargantuan wings, considering he had fourteen pairs now when he usually had twelve pairs in his usual height, it was clear why eight feet was his limit. He folded them away again however as Dantalion rewrote the memories of the humans in the class so Samael being eight feet tall was how they originally saw him.

Samael and Allia walked to the back of the class, with Samael having to stay at the back of the large group of parents due to his height.

One mother saw fit to try and cop a feel. Allia didn't see it, but she sure as shit heard it when Samael started yelling.

Samael: "SEXUAL HARRASSMENT!! DON'T TOUCH ME!!"

Y/n's head slammed against his desk as he burst out laughing at his father. There was a follow-up chorus of laughter that followed his father's antics. Dantalion then gave out blocks of clay to the students and gave them the assignment to make something by the end of the period. Y/n looked around and saw the girls making some pretty normal things. Katase was trying to make a figure of herself and Murayama was trying to make a kendo sword. Y/n turned to his block when his father placed a hand on his shoulder.

Samael: "What're ya thinkin'?"

Y/n: "I'm thinking maybe trying to make a Phoenix. But the detailing would take too long for the feathers."

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