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Killer: do you believe in god, Nightmare? 
Nightmare: I believe in hell and I'm in it.

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Geno: It's impossible to know when the middle of my life is, so 
I've decided to have an ongoing crisis. 

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Lust: Everybody likes me 
Fell: I don't
Lust: Oh Fell, you just say that 
Fell: Repeatedly! 

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Killer: I can't believe you and Horror broke the bed last night. 
Dust: It must have been wild. 
Lust: Haha... Yeah...
 [Last Night] 
Lust: Bet 35G you can't jump high enough to touch the ceiling. 
Horror: Try me. 

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Ink: *screams* 
Error: *screams louder to establish dominance* 
PJ: Should we do something? 
Gradient: No, I wanna see how this plays out. 

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PJ: On a scale from "damn Daniel" to "fre sha vaca do", how are you feeling? 
Fresh: In between "it's an avocado, thanks" and "how did you defeat Captain America", but as a solid answer I would say "I don't need no degree to be a clothing hanger". How about you, Cil?
Cil: Probably "road work ahead" 
Ink: I speak many languages, and this is none of them 

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Fell at 3am: If a plant is sad, do other plants photosympathize with it? 
Classic: *whispers* 'I chlorofeel you, man'

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Murder: Joshy, how are you so fit?
Josh: Dad chases me with a noodle knife if I don't do my chores
Horror, from the other room: I DO NOT!!

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Blue: These people are my friends!
Cross, Outer and Fresh: ...
Blue: I've known them for twelve minutes.

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Horror: He doesn't have a plan, he has an attitude.
Nightmare: *gives angry looks*
Horror: But even though he doesn't plan ahead, he's the alpha, 
and that's the way it will stay.
Nightmare: You are an animal in the body of a skeleton and that scares me.

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Horror: *Singing* Shawty right there got a ghetto booty!
Lust: wh-
Horror: Shawty right there got a ghetto booty! *slaps Lusts ass*
Lust: *blushes* I... what?











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