Lieutenant K Irwin

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Side note: I'm in a bit of a Fullmetal alchemist mood and a Panic at the Disco mood so...just random info from a twat from England.

Irwin

They would never fool him again. He had already been tricked in to the army by an enlister dressed as a pretty girl. Irwin had always been a bit of an idiot. He worked in a military office. You could only quit after 5 years as it was considered dishonest to your King and country. Irwin liked his country as much as the next guy but free will is still important. However he did get to see a lot of new faces. He had a crush on a certain girl in a regiment he done the paperwork for. She had short brown hair and green eyes. He had seen her fight she was a master at hand on hand combat. Having no combat skills Irwin was a decent shot and could assemble a pistol in 10 seconds. That was one of his defining skills. He worked the front desk seeing higher ups be bombarded by fans wanting a promotion. He could see people leaving for lunch and well just about any regiment member that trained in his department.

Ring

Ring

Irwin picked up the phone

"Hello North Lumiose City branch, Lieutenant K. Irwin speaking, How May I help you?"

"Are you K. Irwin?" His voice was deep.

"Yes sir"

"Then congratulations you have just been relocated to Parfum Palace by order of his majesty himself" His voice lightened.

"Err"

"Oh you think this is a scam don't you? I'm sorry but I'm sending your pass now"

The printer started out came two sheets. One was addressed to him.

"The other is also hand picked by his majesty. I will ask that you deliver it to her"

"Erm sir sorry to burst your bubble but I work in the office. I'm not a soldier"

"The King chose you for a reason son don't shy away from that. Or is there something else on your mind. Did you get a girl pregnant and you can't leave her?"

"Arceus no!"

"Then all the info is on that slip. I feel we'll be seeing each other soon"

"Wait I didn't catch your name sir"

"Colonel Mustang" He hung up the phone. Irwin had no idea what just happened but it did. He was getting out of here. He found the girl. It was the one he had a crush on. They would be working together. Now you know one complete story but only half of another.

Side note: Yes Colonel Mustang is a reference to Fullmetal alchemist. Just pointing stuff out.

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