The God and the Thief

Valentine's Day (short)

This is a little short story that is NOT part of this story's storyline. It's just some cute fluff for this comercial halliday.

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Dipper POV

God I hate today, though this year is different than the years before, this year I have a Valentine.

I've been with Bill for almost a month, I haven't even told my Grunkles I'm gay let alone gay for the demon that almost destroyed all of humanity. Mabel knows I'm gay and have a boyfriend but I have told her who yet and now that today is Valentines day she's pointing out every guy I even kinda look at and asking if it's him.

It's nice to know that Bill doesn't even know what Valentine's day is, so thankfully he can't embarrass me with chocolate and other typical Valentine's day gifts.

Mabel forced me out of the house about an hour ago, trying to get me to set up a double date for tonight with her and her newest boyfriend, and even after telling her no we are still out in the town mall looking for a dress for her to wear.

"What about this one?" she asked walking out of the dressing room in the 9 dress today.

"That looks cute." I answered, which is what I've said to the last 8 dresses.

"Come on Dipper be more helpful! I want to impress Damian!" She whined but I only shrugged in response.

"Where are you right now?" Bill's voice rang in my head startilling me.

"Get out of my head" I sassed.

"Answer the question." He retorted and I could hear the smirk in his voice.

"Shopping with my sister, she's making me help pick out a dress for her date tonight." I explained.

"Why are there so many couples going on dates tonight?" He asked.

I sighed I don't really want to tell him but I know how much of a push 5 year he can be sometimes.

"It's called Valentines day, it's a sappy human holiday made to bust the ego of men in relationships and depress those not in relationships. Let's just say I do not like this holiday."

"You sound really grumpy, What did this holiday ever do to you?"

"Oh no sorry player, you have not yet reached the level of relationship required to see the Valentine's day backstory" I drilled watching Mabel come out in another dress, this time I simply nodded my head, she huffed and rolled her eyes before walking back into her dressing room.

"I will unlock all your levels someday Dipper Pines" He sung in my head.

"Good luck" I hummed trying my best to ignore them.

I didn't hear from him again for the next two hours that I was stuck shopping with my sister, she kept trying to get me to buy something for my, and I quote, "Mystery lover" but I kept telling her we didn't want to do anything for valentines day. She'd only scoff at me before throwing some sort of chocolate or stuffed animal at me, only for me to put it back on the shelves when she wasn't looking.

When she finally found a dress good enough she let me go home, I practically ran the whole way there and when I finally made it to my bed I passed out, too tired to even take my shoes off before flopping onto the bed and closing my eyes.

Time skip --

I felt like there were eyes on me, even in my sleep I'm paranoid.

"Mabeell, go away I told you I don't want to be apart of your silly Valentines day plain." I groaned throwing my arm over my eyes.