𝐒𝐌𝐇 | bts crackfic ✔️

4

"out of all the words in the damn dictionary, you chose 'dirty'. really? that's the best you could come up with?" the author asked, pulling jungkook's collar.

"what-"

hali raised an eyebrow and pulled tighter. "she's innocent but so dirty."

jungkook's face paled. he was more pale than flashback mary. he blinked quickly as beads of sweat formed on his forehead. "you didn't...o-oh my god. i-i shouldn't be here r-right now. u-uh f-f-fuck. wAIT WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE A BONER OMGGKKDJSJA-" he shot up from his chair in attempt to leave hali's house.

the author grabbed the back of his shirt and made him sit back down. her eyes widened when she noticed he did in fact have a PrObLeM.

"woah there big boy-"

"hali please...shut the fuck up."

hali held her hands up and sat across from the guy.

"you...love me?" she asked after a couple minutes.

jungkook stopped breathing and slowly looked up. "y-you saw that..."

"i watched it twice, kook." she yawned.

jungkook nodded and let out a sigh. "yeah."

the girl continued to stare at him.

the male bit his lip and crossed his arms. "from the very beginning, in our dream, i just felt this pull towards you. your humor was something i always enjoyed and a simple look from you made me want to re-live all of our memories over and over again. you compliment me in a way. you were always there to comfort me or calm me down. inspire me to do better. i liked that. i liked having you around. at the very end of our time together i realized, i love you."

"you still have a boner, don't you?"

"...yup."

"HONESTLY HALI, WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT KIND OF REACTION WAS THAT????" jimin screamed bursting through the door. "EVEN THOUGH I HAVENT REALLY KNOWN YOU IVE BEEN SHIPPING YOU WITH JUNGKOOK SINCE I SAW THAT VIDEO!!!1!1!1!1!1!1!!! AND ALL YOURE GONNA FUCKING DO IS ASK HIM ABOUT HIS BONER?????????"

"WELL WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED SAY???? 'omgggg lets get married!' IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED??? MANZ REALLY HAD A HARD ON IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR CONVERSATION OF COURSE IM GONNA ASK ABOUT IT!" she yelled back.

jungkook choked harshly on air, slowly dying on the ground.

"oh how the turns have tabled..." namjoon mumbled watching through the window, sharing popcorn with the rest of the guys.