𝐒𝐌𝐇 | bts crackfic ✔️

8 (april fools special)

"guys, i...i have to tell you something." hali sighed and looked down.

yoongi leaned over towards namjoon. "she's so serious and it's scaring the fuck outta me." he whispered.

namjoon nodded. "this must be important."

"jungkook and i...we broke up."

-

chaos.

chaos is what took over the house because of one simple sentence said for a simple prank.

"no wait yoongi-"

yoongi climbed onto the top of the table and smashed a vase, screeching. "JEON JUNGKOOOOOOOOOK!" the man then collapsed, a loud 'thump' on the table.

jin was furiously making ramen, noodles flinging in every direction. "die. die. die. diE. dIE. DIE!"

namjoon was banging his head against the wall. "this isn't right. that's not correct. this isn't okay. you're right. this is definitely not okay. how could this ever be okay? hAhA HOW THE FUCK IS THIS OKAY? aRE WE GONNA DIEEeeeEeE?" he mumbled to himself, emphasizing 'die' with a high pitched, crazed voice.

"hobi please don't do that-"

hobi was ripping holes in the couches and pulling out the stuffing. "shut up i'm searching. i'm searching for hungkook's lost love." he swiped hair from his forehead while gasping for air. "fuck, it's not here either."

jimin was breaking plates. he threw one after every word. "I. HATE. THIS. SHITTY. WORLD. SO. MUCH. LOVE?" jimin stopped to catch his breath. "WE DONT KNOW HER!" he screamed, throwing multiple plates at once.

taehyung did the most deranged thing out of all of them. he calmly walked around the house and shat everywhere. "pussypussypussypussypussypussypussy." he quickly whispered.

"tae please stop i beg of you. this is what the shidder is for-"

"hey hali, how'd the prank go-" jungkook froze, the groceries falling to the ground. his mouth was wide open just like the front door. his lips kept moving but words never left his mouth.

"um...could be better."

-

"how the fuck did you guys not know it's april 1st?" jungkook questioned and shook his head.

the six guys sat on the torn up couch with spicy noodles in their hair, ashamed.

"s-so you guys aren't broken up?" yoongi slowly looked up with a pout.

hali lightly hit his head. "we aren't broken up."

jin started to windshield wiper laugh. "hali's next joke will probably be that she has 500 husbands and wives."

the others were about to laugh but noticed hali just sat there quietly.

jin's smile fell. "you don't actually-"

hali scratched her head, avoiding eye contact.

-

"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVE 500 HUSBANDS AND WIVES?" jungkook yelled.

jungkook had excused them both into another room to confront hali.

"exactly that...i have 500 husbands and wives."

the tall dude roughly ran his hand through his hair. "B-BUT WHY? AND HOW COULD YOU FAIL TO TELL ME SUCH A THING?"

hali shrunk in her chair. "because i didn't want you to be mad.."

jungkook glared at her, sighed loudly, and opened a window.

jungkook put one leg through. "IM FUCKING DONE BRUH. SAYONARA~" he waved and smiled bitterly at her.

before hali could tell him to stop, he jumped out the window. a small 'oh shit' was heard and then a boom. hali quickly went to the window to see jungkook sprawled over a dumpster.

hali cupped her hands around her mouth. "happy april fools, kook!"

"fuck..." jungkook groaned.