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by -snatchedkook

by -snatchedkook

lemme repeat
don't read this shit if you haven't read wtf mannn😫😫😫😫
also the me x jungkook thing is literally a joke lmao but i'm sure y'all know that already💆‍♀️just wanted to make that clear so silly delulu's don't come for me

"hali, you're in quarantine but you don't write shit. you have all this god damn time bruh." jin scoffed.

hali glared at him. "stop attacking mE i'm literally vibing."

quarantine was something else for that household. it was completely and utterly hectic.

namjoon was digging holes in the backyard and then buried hali's personal items in them. jin was using up all the instant coffee to make the weird ass dalgona drinks. yoongi drank expired milk which resulted in him using all of the toilet paper. jimin was blasting the itaewon ost throughout the house. there is not a single fruit in the kitchen that taehyung has not fucked. jungkook vigorously worked out and would shove his sweaty biceps into hali's face.

hoseok was the only civilized being in her home. he sat quietly next to her and sipped his tea while they had a heated but calm argument about politics: does goober deserve rights or nah?

"fuck it. YALL BITCHES STOP." her voice rang through the house. silence fell upon them. "thank you oh my god.." she went to reach for her gatorade but felt something firm instead. she turned her head to see jimin twerking against the bottle. "lord, ion believe in you but if you're real, GIVE ME THE STRENGTH GOD DAMMIT." she huffed and struck jimin in the head with the bottled drink.

the short man held his head in pain. "ouch luv, was that necessary? xx"

"HALI, THERES NO MORE COFFEE-"

"FUCK OFF JIN. HONESTLY." she paused. "WAIT WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY BAKUGOU COASTERS????1$:&:!:!;"

"i ate all of hali's food. i took all the fruit. all of this and still no pussy. how disappointing." taehyung sighed. "and no sleep. i keep getting these nightmares about this lewd ghost woman," he shivered. "it's hard for me to sleep because of her."

"god fucking damn. my head and pp are throbbing right now. this is an issue!" jimin exclaimed, ruffling his hair.

yoongi popped his head through the door. "did you say tissue?" he asked and yeeted a box at jimin. "there you go jim!"

"yoongo, you bitch!"

"ekekekeke~"

yoongi was having fun. he may seem like a cold whore that bullies people just by looking at them, but he finds pleasure in tormenting others.

"oh my gosh namjoon! it's that one chick from mean girls!" yoongi pointed in a random direction.

namjoon turned his head quickly. "wHAT WHERE-"

yoongi confidently kicked namjoon in the ass with his fresh new balenciagas, causing namjoon to get pushed into a deep hole. yoongi quickly covered him in dirt, muffling his screams. "lmao."

yoongi crept up behind jin and stuck rocks inside his sandwich. he then backed away and pretended to chill at the counter bar. jin picked up his sandwich and took a big bite.

crunch. crack.

"I KNOW IM FUCKINGTH OLD BUT LOSTHING MY TEEF RIGHT NOW IS PREPOSTEROUSTH!" jin screeched as he held a couple teeth in his hand.

"happy chewing!" yoongi waved.

the short man did not stop there. he went over to hobi and put super glue in his hair. "do you smell something burning?" hobi asked.

hali nodded. "hm yeah. it's probably jin."

hobi nodded and scratched his head, his hand going into the glue but not noticing. "you're probably right."

yoongi yeeted many things at park jimin, including a half gallon hand sanitizer to the head.

the short man understood taehyung was sleep deprived and decided to be nice. "tae, i have this extra melon."

taehyung pondered for a bit. "what kind?"

yoongi dropped the melon onto taehyung's lap, crushing his manly parts. "water melon."

+ part two whenever i decide i'll write again hhhhh

this is the lowest tier of writing i've ever written in😍