Hugs... And How I Don't Like Them

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  • Dedicated to Evelin and Notebook Guy
                                    

Well... it's not that I hate hugs, it's that they're... awkward... and weird... and... stuff... x. x I don't know why but I just don't like them all that much. And this is how my school day usually goes and what I do in my classes. Also, sorry that I haven't updated in a while... I didn't have any idea what to post so this is gonna be really long. Enjoy! :D (The hugs don't come in until 3rd period so you might or might not want to skip to there.)

Advisory: Avoid all the vikings stumbling everywhere in the hallways. Try to get there fast before the bell rings for start of advisory. Put slingpack on the back of my chair and binders on the table. Grab and eat a mint from the case in my slingpack and offer them to my table. If they want one, tell them to eat it fast. Bell rings. Write the objective and homework for advisory and history really messily in my planner. Slam it shut. Toss binders on the floor. Stand up lazily for the pledge and mumble it and sit down. Try not to fall asleep while teacher talks. If there is work, do it then slack again. Don't have to avoid the huggers. Bell rings for 1st period.

1st Period/ History: Move everything from advisory seat to seat for history. Sit in now warm seat while thinking how lucky you are to not have to rush like the others do. Bell rings for history. Take notes. Do worksheets. Listen to teacher. Try not to bump into the kids that dislike me in this class. Hate this class because almost none of my friends are here and those that are here are far away from me. Stall until bell rings for 2nd period. Won't see the huggers until after 2nd... *mentally laughs* Bell rings for 2nd period. 

2nd Period/ Science: Grab everything in less than two minutes. Speed walk to science. See the mob of students that are there and find your friend to cut in line. When teacher finally comes out, follow them into science. Talk for one or two minutes until teacher gets annoyed and shushes us. Copy planner very fast before teacher notices. Listen to her drone about how earth science is amazing. Take notes. Do whatever she passes out while talking to students at my table. Look up when she gets mad again and shushes us. Repeat until bell rings for 3rd period. *mentally groans* Will have to receive hugs. :x Listen to teacher tell a long speech about what we are going to do the next day while grabbing my stuff. Run out the door when she is done.

3rd Period/ Math: Sees the guy that hugs me, aka "Notebook Guy". Receive a hug. Try to escape and leave before he hugs me again. If works, go to math and sit down. If he catches up, receive more hugs until you manage to leave. Waits at my table for my best friend and another friend. When they get here, talk about anything you have in mind. Don't tell her about the hugs. Or else she will hug you, too. When we start practice math skills, talk to them quieter. Finish the problems then start talking again. Teacher may or may not shush you because she likes us working together and communicating. Have fun in this class until bell rings for 4th period. Listen to teacher talk about the homework while gathering my stuff to leave.

4th Period/ Reading: When walking in the hallway to reading, avoid Notebook Guy. Make my best friend walk in front of me to avoid hugs. Be careful, or it might backfire and she might hug you instead. If gotten hugged by either of them, try to escape and run to reading. Talk and write down objective and homework until bell rings and work on warm-up. Do work until teacher says there's an activity for groups and you can choose your own. Find your friends and group with them. Talk while working and listen to teacher get me in trouble for talking. Ignore her. When she is busy, talk again. Repeat until bell rings for lunch.

Lunch: Either go to lunch late and avoid both Notebook Guy and the mobs crushing everyone in sight or go to lunch on time to get food faster. First choice may get you a hug from Notebook Guy, but second may leave you with no food. Choose one of the choices and start walking. Get hugged by your best friend on the way to lunch when you complain that everyone hugs you. If run into Notebook Guy, groan and get hugged by him and laugh when he hugs your best friend. Leave and go to lunchroom. Wait five minutes to get food then go to table and eat. Talk until you finish the food. Five minutes before bell rings, go wash your hands and meet your friends outside. When bell rings, speed walk and avoid everyone as you go to English.

5th Period/ English: Continue working on what you were doing in reading. *mentally does happy dance* Realizes that Notebook Guy can't hug you anymore today :D Then realize that he could hug you while you walk your best friend out. *mentally frowns* And that you'll get hugged by your best friend as you say bye. *mentally pouts* Do your boring crap until the bell rings for last period. Grin goofily as you think, "Finally!"

6th Period/ Choir: Go to the area outside of the room and freeze to death. Talk very loudly while waiting for the teacher to let you go in. Ignore her shushing and keep talking until you go in. Put your stuff down on your chair and wait until your other good friend hands you your choir binder. Do journal entry while everyone is stretching. Stretch when everyone is singing warm-ups. See all the weird looks they give you. Smile back. Sing when the teacher makes you sing. Sit down when she ignores you. Talk when she doesn't see you. Grab everything when the bell is going to ring in five minutes. Put you and your friend's binders away. Say bye to everyone who knows you. Go find your best friend at her locker.

After School: Rush to your best friend's locker or else she will be gone. Walk her to the front side of the school and chat with her mom or her dad for a little while. When they need to go home, say bye to them and avoid best friend and/or Notebook Guy as they try to hug you. Go home and do your crappy homework. Then go on... WATTPAD! :)

You might think it's weird that I don't like hugs, but ask yourself what you don't like and why you don't like it. If you don't have a reason either, be like "Ohhhh." and then laugh. I've basically never liked hugs much, and now I have to get at least one everyday! O.o XD Me is very weird like dis! :D Cya!

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