It's been a while since I updated... semester exams and getting sick and all that drama. But well, here's a few stories about my goofy self and my goofy cousins. They don't admit it, but I'm their role model. Whatever I do, they copy so it's natural that they've got some of my personality lol. Anyways, read on and laugh a lot.
My cousins were looking halfway to twerking, so I asked if they were twerking or not. Since my boy cousin, who's like, 6, doesn't know what it meant, he agreed happily. I burst out laughing and they just looked at me weirdly, and I said that they'd know when they got older.
Another time, while we were talking, my cousin, who can't speak English very well yet, said that he broke his member. This time I literally almost choked on my food. He had no idea what that meant, but apparently he realized he didn't phrase it correcly and said that he broke his number, whatever that meant.
Lastly, me and my cousins were talking three days ago about random stuff and at this point, my littlest cousin, the 6 year old boy one said that the older one stole my cap. He was describing it to me, too, saying that there was a snowman on it and etc. I got confused but he just kept on talking. Then my older one joined in and asked if it was the one with the big balls on top of it. I was trying to stifle my laughter by that point. She asked me if I knew what the balls looked like, and I said that I knew what balls were. She said that they were big and I was like, TMI, I don't need to know your ball size. And she's a girl... XD At that point, my boy cousin joined the conversation and blew kisses at us. I blocked it with my hand, like a "shield", and then he said that I couldn't block it, that he blew it into my eyes, and that I now had hearts for eyes, like those lovestruck faces. This was one of the only times that I actually laughed so hard I spat out my soup into my bowl, and my other cousin was laughing and slapping her knee. After that, he just started calling her sexy and blew kisses "into her eyes" and I was gonna go upstairs to read. He said that now SHE had hearts for eyes, and I decided to give him a taste of his own medicine. Very, very, very BAD choice. I blew kisses into his eyes and I said that now he had hearts for eyes. Of course, he made something out of it and said that now we can get married... lol. I ran upstairs after that and started to read and that's how our conversation ended.
