Sorry it's been a while guys, but I wrote down a bunch this time and there's like a one or two chapter update. I've been working a song that I made for a project, and I turned it in yesterday. So, I was thinking about random crap the other day that included some curse words. Then, I thought about how to reply to it if someone says it to me. That's how these were created. And then the others were from school when someone said something and it popped into my head. TA DA!!! XD. Well, I'll just get on with this author's note :P. Have fun reading this!
Some Perv***: *stares at your butt* "That a** though..."
Me: *overhears* "Yeah, I know, my donkey is great!!! :)"
("A**" means donkey in the dictionary.)
Some Jacka**: "You're such a b***!"
Me: "What's the big deal about me being a girl and being born in the year of the dog?"
(B**** means female dog in the dictionary.)
Evee: "You need to multiply your a**."
Me: "Well, you need to add one since you don't even have one."
(We were in math talking about stuff then this came up XD.)
Evee: "I saw an ass."
Me: "Yeah, she's sitting right in front of me."
(Evelin sits face to face from me in math.)
My English teacher: "The floor is dirty."
Me (to Evee): "You contaminated the floor with your dirtiness..."
The whole class: *rhythm clapping because the freaking teacher made us*
Some Jacka** (aka choir teacher): Why did you clap there? I don't see a note there."
Me: *under my breath*: "Maybe 'cause you're blind..."
Some Jacka** (it's my choir teacher again): "Don't say the answer!"
Me: "The answer."
Bonus (this isn't a comeback but it's a short description of something weird that happened today): At first, in math Evelin and I were just talking when this guy at our table, named Dane, just butted into our conversation and we said the same thing like at the same time, which I forgot... sorry. That's weird enough already, but then there's this guy in my English class that sits face to face with me, and his name is Ian. He's my friend and it was getting close for the bell ringing. Then the guy that sits next to me, named Erick, is counting down the minutes and he suddenly starts chanting, "One minute, one minute!" and so on. What's weird is that after that me and Ian said at the same time, "Thirty more seconds." and we were like WTF? already. Then we come back from lunch and our teacher told us to put our textbook away and we literally threw them at Erick at the same time, so now I'm like "WTH is happening today! XD" A little while later after the bell rang for end of school, me and Evee were walking to where her mother stood and then we made small talk. Right as she left, we both said, "Bye!" at the same time and now I'm like O.o and XD...
Anyways I just wanted you guys to see this and this is NO JOKE! It actually happened :O. Ok, well see you in the next chapter.
