Surprise! I'm uploading three times in a week because I got inspired by some funny stuff that happened. XD And I'm sorry if I might be behind... it's hard to upload funny stuff when you can't think of any... lol. So yeah, this is about a really great comeback I thought of today. This was during lunch so we were talking freely XD and I'm gonna put a comeback that I partially thought of and partially didn't, and one that I did make up myself but it's kinda dirty, so you might now wanna read it. But, you'll see in a little bit. Anyways, I'm pretty sure this is the funniest chapter so far so don't read this unless you're ready to ROFL!!! XD
So, during lunch, I was talking with Evelin (my best friend) and Niko (this idiot who is Evelin's friend and who I can't stand -_-) when this eighth grader I know comes up to me and says, "Hi Asian girl!" and accidently touched some mystery liquid on the table and then started "Ew!"ing and wiped it on my sweater sleeve so I was already like, "WTF woman?". Then she says, "What's your name again? I forgot." So, I was already annoyed that she wiped some "water" on my sleeve and now she forgot my name (typical) which is why I replied, "Your mom." Then, she says, "Hi mom. Why are you so young?" And while I'm talking with this lady Evelin and Niko are still discussing something so she and me are the only ones who heard my comeback which was, "Because, my daughter, being a b**** makes you look old." After that I started cracking up and the eighth grader just stared at me, but in a few minutes she slid back to her own table, and I started telling Evelin and Niko about why I'm laughing so hard.
And, the other comeback from the author's note. It's a reply to someone who says, "You suck." and I didn't make the first part up myself. I found it from a book but I did make up the second part. I'll label it so you know which I did and didn't... so here it is.
Evee: "You suck."
Me: "And you swallow, and I hope you choke."
The "you swallow" part I found from a book about comebacks, but the "I hope you choke part" I made up. The next one is the dirty comeback to someone who says, "You're nuts." If you can't handle dirty stuff then I strongly suggest you don't read it... just don't say I didn't warn you if you do read it.
Evee: "You're nuts."
Me: "And you're balls."
(Side Note: Both of these comebacks are from when my best friend Evelin said something so I have to thank her for the idea to these comebacks.)
It's kind of a play on words because "you're nuts" sounds the same as "your nuts" and "you're balls" sounds the same as "your balls". If you have any idea what I'm talking about then you'll get it. Otherwise just forget about this XD. And thanks for bearing with me throughout these chapters. I know they aren't in time order or anything and it's a little messy but I still hope you like it and keep reading. I won't ask you to follow me, but it would be nice if you voted for it because I know I'm not a very good writer but it would be nice to see your support. Imagine a face lit up with a smile and then multiply that by 10. That's me every time I upload something to WTF? because it makes me happy to see I'm making people laugh. And I'll probably upload next week, or maybe earlier if something funny happens. So pray that something funny DOES happen and I'll see you later! :D
