Merry Late Christmas guys! I've been really busy lately since we had my grandpa, aunt, and her friend over, so sorry about not updating. I didn't get very many presents, but at least they were better than last year's. The one surprise that I got was that I got a microscope and telescope kit from my uncle. I told my dad I wanted one, but he didn't get me one so it was surprising that someone I didn't tell got me one. I'm in a great mood right now and I hope you guys had a great time during whichever holiday or holidays you celebrated! Anyways, based on the title, you know these are crappy holiday jokes. I made them myself and I can tell you right now that they are really sad XD. Happy holidays!
What did Cupid say to Comet?
I love you, my deer.
Do you know why Santa is sometimes called St. Nick?
Because he NICKS all the food from peoples' houses. (I mean, think about it. He's been starving the other 364 days of the year so he has to get food somehow...)
Why did the poem "'Twas the Night Before Christmas" say that Santa Claus is "a little old driver"? I mean I get the old part, but seriously, Santa is FAT! XD
Yeah, I couldn't think of any more. Oh well XD
