"Would you like to have some... s-?"

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(I changed the title but it's the same book so don't worry.) Sorry about the lale update guys... on Friday my dad took me to see a new show called ShowStoppers, and on Saturday, my parents and I were arguing again so I didn't feel like uploading. My weekends are (sarcasm) GREAT! Well anyways, I can tell you first that this chapter is a little bit dirty because of my five year old cousin and my freaking mind... Apparently we've influenced him to know about s** and all that other crap XD. So, yeah. Also, the incidents that I post up here are all true even if they don't sound like it . Just saying. Well, let's get on with the story. 

So I'm doing homework at my uncle's house, and my uncle, aunt, grandma, five year old cousin, and my ten year old cousin is there. My five year old cousin starts talking about random stuff, and I'm half listening. Then he suddenly says something about my uncle, aka his dad, seeing a picture of a girl on youtube and saying that she's pretty, and that he had s** with her, so I'm already like "WTF? Why's he talking about that?" Then my aunt and uncle start talking about how that's not what they said and everything so it's a little loud, and my cousin is saying that he did in the middle of this. I'm shaking my head as they say that. As it starts to end, my five year old cousin says to my ten year old cousin, who's a girl, "Would you like to have some... s-" As he says half of the word, of course my mind thinks that he's about to say s** since he's been asking her to marry him, so I'm about to burst out laughing. Then he finishes, "now?" Combined together, he said, "Would you like to have some snow?" After that there's me face palming myself because I made that sound dirty even though it wasn't XD. *cues weird looks from cousins* 

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