Like I said above, these are even more comebacks. That's all I have to say. Oh, and in case you're wondering, I don't include some names of people I know because I wasn't sure if they would want that or not. Also, for when I say like "Some jacka** or Some perv***, those are the comebacks that I've made but haven't used in real life, so no one plays that role. When I say that but include parentheses, it's for people I dislike or hate but who I know in real life. But anyways, enjoy! :D
Evee: "Go suck a cookie." (Cookie means d*** in Hungarian is what Evee told me.)
Me: "I don't need to, you already do enough of that for both of us, you s***."
(This was during lunch so we were talking about food.)
Evee: "Guess what I lost."
Me: "Your virginity?"
Evee: "Look at that paper plate man. He wants to kiss you."
Me: "Wouldn't he want to kiss you, since you're the slut?"
My other friend: "Ms. [...] is pretty."
Me: "So you're attracted to girls?"
My other friend: "I love dogs."
Me: "You sure you don't mean female dogs? Since you're a b****, I thought you were gonna be attracted to b****es."
My other friend: " [...] is boss."
Me: "How would you know unless you've been in bed with her, too?"
(These three comebacks were all during choir, and I told my friend that I had a comeback for everything, so she was challenging me. It's the same person throughout them.)
My other friend: "You're such a bully."
Me: "At least I don't speak bulls***."
(BULLy, BULL****. Same four letters. This is another friend, different from the above.)
Some jacka**: "You're about as useful as a piece of trash."
Me: "At least I don't smell like that..."
(This means you're saying that the other person smells like s***.)
Student in math: *falls off the chair while writing something*
Me (to Evee): "His pride made him land on his a**."
My kind-of friend: "Do you want a pencil?"
Me: "No."
MKOF: "You sure?"
Me: "Yeah."
MKOF: "Postive?"
Me: "Ye-NOOO. I'm not pregnant. "
(Afterwards, she makes me take the pencil anyway. I threw it back at her.)
Some jacka** (an ex): *calls you a s****
Me: If I'm a s***, you must be a f***ing prostitute, since you've slept with way more people than me, and your love is so cheap."
My friend from math (to Evee): "They (drug dealers) named a drug after you."
Evee: "Don't be such a drug addict."
(Heh, I was proud of Evee when that happened since she's starting to make comebacks instead of shrinking away from insults.)
Last but not least...
Evee: "¡Aye caramba senorita!'
Me: "Don't you mean 'I cumba' 'cause that's what you do everyday?"
(This is probably my favorite comeback out of all of them. After I said the comeback out loud, Evee was literally rolling on the floor and laughing. So I asked why she was in the 69 position as I stepped over her to get to my desk. Also, another friend was there when I said that, and she got it and burst out laughing, too XD. I have a lot of dirty-minded friends apparently.)
And these last one is just a saying I made up, when Evee was calling me bae, lol.
"I'm not gay so don't call me bae."
