White: Yellow, Blue..
Blue: mhmm?
Yellow: yeah?
White: .. I'm bored.
Blue: *gasp*
Yellow: You? BORED?
Me: well, surely we can do something to cheer her up!
Volleyball: LET'S DO AN ASK OR DARE!
Me: but I've already done an ask or dare stor-
White: T...
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Me: sorry, the title is confusing. I understand your confusion.
Spinel: tf is a dask
Me: and ask and dare in one, when you ask if they can do a dare.
Volleyball: I'm guessing we're doing the first one first, huh?
Me: wHAT mAKeS yOu THinK thAt?
Volleyball: 😑😑
Me: anyways, if a dog barks at you, do you have the right to bark at them?
Blue: isn't a dog bark the way of them saying hello? I mean, it would be rude not to say hello back to someone who just said it.
Me: I mean... your not wrong...
Yellow: pfft, those pathetic creatures are too dumb to understand why you're barking back at them. Feel free to bark as much as you want!
Me: *offended gasp*
Yellow P: can you please be more nice about dogs?
Me: I LOVE DOGS! They're so cute and I juSt WanT to SQUeeZe THEm unTiL theY eXPLodE!
White: *staring at me concerned*
Also White: yes I can finally do the concerned stare
Pink: Back to the ask. I don't think you should bark back, because they might take it as offence. I wouldn't risk it. But I mean, I guess you have the right too.
Yellow: don't be silly, Pink. They won't understand what you're saying.
Spinel: I mean, practically we can't either.
Me: she's got a point.
Spinel: also, I think you have the right to bark back. SHOW THEM WHO'S BOSS!
White: I mean, I'm with Yellow and Blue here. Out their answers together, then BOOM! My answer.
Me: so your answer is...?
White: it would be rude not to bark back, but they're dumb enough to not understand what you're saying.
Me: ANYWAY THE DASK! (Oh look my auto correct already recognises it)
Blue: Erm, ok... *lifts up skirt*
White: *struggling to take her shoes off*
Yellow: do not say we are doing this.
Me: you are doing this.
Yellow: Iliterally said to not say we are doing this, you dumb human.
Me: yeah, but I didn't say 'we'. I said 'you'. Therefore I didn't say it.
Yellow: frick you
Pink: I have tights on.
Me: I mean, they didn't specify tights.
Yellow: NO FAIR!
Spinel: what yo gonna do? Cry?
Yellow: NO!
*later*
Me: everyone, give us a twirl.
White: *twirls whilst T-posing, almost knocking Blue and Yellow out*
Me: now strike a pose.
White: *T-pose*
Pink: *👌*
Blue: *dramatic*
Yellow: *standing there awkward*
Me: yes perfection
Also me: don't forget to twerk. *puts on some music*
