The Book Of Country Song Lyrics

Song #78 (Luke Bryan)

Luke Bryan

     ~Cledus T. Judd feat Colt Ford

     ~Parody of "Blurred Lines"

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Everybody loves Luke (Cheers)

Ummmhmmmm (Cheers)

Everybody loves Luke

Hey, hey, hey

Hey, hey, hey

Hey, hey, hey

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Did y’all see it the other night

He wore tight jeans, on the CMA’s

Then he musta did, what all his friends say

Girls scream like he is deaf, when he shakes his behind

The ladies love Luke Bryan

Everybody loves Luke

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His Truck is all jacked up, he’s a Georgia license plater

And you’re a fanimal, he’ll sign your tata’s later

He ain’t no imitator, his accent needs translators, just like ole Flava flavor’s

Zach Brown don’t be a hater

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Luke Bryan

That redneck tycoon, when he sings a tune, your speakers go boom boom

All you county girls

Think he’s fantastic, do something drastic, for backstage passes

Love some Luke Bryan

I know you want him, you know I know him, those moves I taught him

You’re a country girl

So shake it for me, so shake it for me

Seriously…shake it for me

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When he sang with Aldean, busting out of his jeans, one thing that we all know

He’s got the biggest truck in this place

I may be funny (HA HA HA), what rhymes with funny (HA HA HA)

I ain’t got no money (HA HA HA)

Yeah it’s his kinda night, and he’s a winner winner

Give him a hook and line, catch you a catfish dinner

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Dance on his daddy’s tractor

Girl you know it don’t matter, just swing it like a batter, bring on that country rapper

Everybody talk about Luke Bryan

Now the girls tellin’ me he’s so fine

My trucks big girl, what about mine

She said Colt have you seen him grind, he shakes them hips around

I said yeah what about it, she said his jeans are tight, I said yeah they look crowded

Ole Luke’s got everything, big truck, boats, planes

Hot wife, great life, and fame

I think I’m gonna change my name

Y’all can call me Luke two, I wanna do what he do

Dance around on the ACM’s, man I think I dance better than him

Damn

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Shakes his bumper, gets down, (whistle), gets up

All the girls may flirt, but Luke don’t flirt

Cause his wife will hurt

Hey hey hey

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You can “Crash His Party” in Georgia or Jamaica

“Rain Is A Good Thing” in Dakota or Decatur

They like his singing

They like his dancing

And he’s years from Branson

That’s why I wish I was Luke Bryan

That Redneck tycoon

When he sings a tune

Your speakers go boom boom

All you country girls

Think he’s fantastic, do something drastic, for backstage passes

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It's Luke Bryan week!!! Y'all can thank @FanofFirestar for Luke's week! :) And yes, I know that Blurred Lines is not country, but the parody does have some country (and may I add awesome) lyrics, so I think we can let this one side. But anyway, I hope you're excited for this week! Remember that you can also request Luke Bryan songs because I will do more than one song a day, and as of right now only one day will have two songs and the rest will have one (but I will probably post a few of my favorite too).

Don't forget to slap dat vote button with ya forehead! :D

Cya.

~Jordyn