K-12 (splatoon manga ver.)

(Chapter 7) Strawberry Shortcake

We continue our story, in the schools courtyards with our two main characters trying to catch up to an yellow green inkling taking a stroll.

Rider: Finish first draft of ethics essay. A treatise on co-education. Boys are the problem.

Skull: Rider, Wait up!

Rider: Oh hey. Umm....Did you guys find a place to dump the principal?

Skull: Yeah just did it. Done deal.

Rider: Perfect.

The three boys headed for the tennis courts and began their game.....in the laziest way possible. Rider was playing a game of jacks, Skull was blowing bubbles, and Mask was reading a magazine. All of that while letting the tennis ball float around back and forth touching their rackets while they were sitting down holding up their rackets.

(A/N I know they're boys but I died of laughter at this joke so just go with it)

Mask: Did you guys know there are actually two holes down there?

Rider: You didn't know you had a butthole?

Mask: No, I mean in your vagina. There are two separate holes.

Skull: Are you sure?

Mask: Mmhm.

Skull: I think you need to see a doctor.

Rider: Hey guys.

Mask: There's your urethra and vagina.

Everyone but Rider didn't noticed the ball floating away.

Rider: You guys.

Skull: Oh okay I got it. So, one hole that you can pee out of and the other you can-

Rider: Why does no one listen to me. Guys! The ball is floating away.

Skull: Oh, shit. The ball!

The ball began to float down, in front of a purple haired boy with dark colored shades on and popped. He looked around to see if anyone was looking for it, then picked it up.

Skull: I feel like we're going the wrong way.

Mask: I swear. I just saw it.

{💜}
Feeling unsure of my naked body, stand back watch it taking shape
Wondering why I don't look like Barbie
They say boys like girls with a tiny waist
Now my mama's preaching to make sure I'm pure because I never really cared 'bout that shit before
Looking around the room to whoever wants me
Got boys acting like they ain't seen skin before, got sent home to change 'cause my skirt is too short
It's my fault, it's my fault
'Cause I put icing on top
Now the boys want a taste of the strawberry shortcake
That's my bad, that's my bad
No one told them not to grab, now the boys want a taste of the strawberry shortcake
Gotta make sure that my legs are shiny
Hot wax melting burn my skin
People all around me watching closely, cause it's how I look not what I think
Eggshade's eyes seemed to be glued to her chest, so I'm stuffing my bra so that mine look the best
It's my fault, it's my fault
Cause I put icing on stuff
Now the boys want a taste of the strawberry shortcake
That's my bad, that's my bad
No one told them not to grab, now the boys want a taste of the strawberry shortcake
Instead of making me feel bad for the body I got~
Just teach him to keep it in his pants and ask him to stop~
It's my fault, it's my fault
Cause I put icing on stuff, now the boys want a taste of the strawberry shortcake
That's my bad, that's my bad
No one told them not to grab, now the boys want a taste of the strawberry shortcake

I hope you appreciated the art above at the beginning.