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alexander pov:

this will be interesting to share. instead of getting straight into the point, i decide to fuck with them a bit because i'm a drunk little whore.

"in the beginning, god said, 'let there be spandex!'. adam and eve wore nothing but spandex shorts. adam liked it more than eve, he thought that it made his ass look bigger." i drunkenly said. i heard a few giggles. my eyes met with a lafayette, who held up his phone, recording.

"lafayette, you moldy pasta miley cyrus wannabe bitch! this will get clipped everywhere and my life will get ruined!" i say, pointing a finger at the frenchman accusingly. everybody around me snickered.

"this isn't funny! what if john, the love of my life, saw this video? i'm too drunk to have a filter!" i groan. i immediately regretted the words that came out of my mouth as everyone suddenly stopped. a cold hush washed over the room.

"anyway, uh, i'm hot. right?" lafayette said, breaking the silence. i saw everyone roll their eyes playfully. i feel peggy shove me lightly.

"hey!" i pout as i swatted peggy's forearm.

"alex, you still haven't explained yet." peggy says. my mouth formed into an 'o' shape. i clear my throat.

"this guy was drunk and hanging out with his buddies one night. they were taking shots on the table across from mine in the bar, and one of them said something offensive about women." i see hercules raise his eyebrows at me from the corner of my eye. 

"i yelled at them to shut the fuck up. they were being dumb and called me short, which i'm not, for your information. they also called me a simp, i got up and packed a punch towards them."

the alcohol was very much getting to me at this point. i couldn't control my thoughts and what i said, it was basically a word vomit.

"wait, you threw hands because they called you a simp? what?" peggy asks, confused.

"no, i did it because they tried to make fun of the fact that i respect women."